I've invented a new machine.

By Forkfoot · Sep 7, 2009 · ·
  1. This one's omniscient. You type in a question and it gives you the most truthful and accurate answer possible. It's not as cool as my last machine, though, because no matter what you ask it the answer is always, "ULTIMATELY, IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER."

Comments

  1. Anabella
    Nice machine.
  2. payelK
    You took so long to invent this machine. I thought you had this one all along. :D
  3. Forkfoot
    Nope, this is the prototype. It took me seventeen years to construct. Many lost their lives in its creation.
  4. Xeno
    This is the greatest machine ever. We must put it into mass-production IMMEDIATELY.
  5. marina
    It's funny how the sequels are never as good.
  6. Cheeno
    I prefer the cynical one.
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