Just something I found in my files

Last night I posted up a bunch of old outlines files on my blog, I found this while going through them. Can`t remember exactly what this was made for. I`ve taken one or two art history classes so maybe its linked. Thats not to say I'm posting it as schoolwork or anything such thing. (all my schooling is done for now). Just a quirky thing that I`m putting here just because.



TSTTS

Talk show through time and space.


Hello, and welcome to all members of are transtime audience. Today we are sitting down with Leonardo Decaprio, one of my favorite ac….wait what? Davinci? Meh, he`s alright too...I guess. Give a warm time traveler welcome to the first true renaissance man and one of the era`s master painters… LEONARDO DA VINCI!


Leo: I'm not sure what I'm doing he..what interesting contraptions.

Host: Just pretend they aren't there, ok? So Leonardo, what's it like being a ninja turtle?

Leo: I have absolutely no ide…

Host: Never Mind, so can you tell us about your most recent work.

Leo: Hmm, I suppose so. I'm currently doing a portrait for Francesco del Giocondo of his wife. Nothing special really.

Host: You mean? ..you're talking about...the Mona Lisa?

Leo:Mona Lisa? So you are familiar with Lisa del Giocondo? What an interesting model, if I do say.

Host: You have no idea.

Leo: Can I leave? I must really return to my…

Host: Da vinci, that means of Vinci yes?

Leo: Well, yes but I hardly see why`d you

Host: Your parents are rather interesting. Out of wedlock you were…

Leo: I will not be, insulted on the status of my conception!

Host: I didn`t mean….well I suppose it is more taboo at this time then

Leo: This time?

Host: Uhh nevermind, did you bring one of the notebooks?

Leo: I have one on me but I...HEY!”

Host: Quite fanscastinating. A merger of science and art. Ideas before his time. Anatomy, flying machines, tanks, the Viturain man, a fetus, and

Leo: How dare you! Give me that.

Host: Sorry, but can you tell us about your investigations and studies?

Leo: Sigh, I simply make observations on the world around me.

Host: It`s more than that surely.

Leo: If I see a phenom I try to understand it, by observing it and detailing it.

Host: Fascinating, can you tell us about your artwork now.

Leo: Hmm since you seem so intrigued I suppose.

Host: Great, now your earliest, work is the baptism of the Christ correct?

Leo: Ah yes, I worked on that one with a mentor of sorts Verrocchio. It depicts the baptism of christ by John the Baptist. I mostly did the angels truly.

Host: What about the last supper?

Leo: Huh? I just had supper?

Host: No the..

Leo: I know what you meant. That was painted for the refectory of the convent of Sanata Maria.

Host: My notes show, that you were more of a draftsman then a painter in terms of being prolific.

Leo: Records?

Host: Tell us of your drawings.

LEo: Mainly sketches and things that catch my fancy or my ideas.

Host: Thank you for your time Leo. We'll see you again, in the sewers of New York!

Leo: What are you ta..

Host: Goodbye *shoves out the door*


Next, on TSTTS we`ll have mister Edger Allen Poe! Not a light-hearted interview, for sure.