Marijuana definitely isn't legal in my present jurisdiction. Not sure about back home, doubt it.
Wait, no, an old friend of mine who used to be quite the recreational enthusiast now has a prescription for it. "My partying days are over, Iain, I actually need this stuff now to cope with the nerve damage."
He shows me the scars.
So, what are the medicinal properties?
This is something that needs to be looked into. Some of my (former) facebook friends were of the tribe that believes that it cures glaucoma, acts as a palliative for chronic pain, can stimulate appetite in chemo patients, helps with eczema, restores hair loss, cures all forms of cancer, Morgellon's, improves orgone energy retention, balances the chakras, and makes your fingers fing more efficiently.
Some of these things may be true, and we should let the doctors and Big Pharma have a go at them.
And y'know what? I'm not opposed to legalizing it for recreational use as well.
I haven't tried it.
The early years of my adult life were spent in jobs where it was a definite, ultra-strict no-no, and like I said, where I live now? Not only do I believe in obeying local laws when you're a guest, but there have been celebrities arrested here for possession of hundredths of a gram of the stuff. The residue in the baggie, basically, and it cost them their careers.
I can almost see Willy Nelson shaking his head through the haze.
And I've had friends whose lives were wrecked by illegal drug use, and friends whose lives were wrecked by legal drug use, and friends who pulled out of tailspins, and I know some good, teetotalling, churchgoing folk who got all wobbly nonetheless.
It's not something I've done more than a cursory bit of research on, but it seems that the primary danger is that we don't currently have a test to reliably measure the amount of THC affecting your system at the time of arrest. Like, DUI.
This needs to be looked into, but I'm sure that Big Pharma and the docs will be more than happy to, once they know there will be customers for the test kits in the form of every damn law enforcement agency in the country.
But there's a point here. The legalization folks.
Those damn legalization folks make me question whether or not it's the right thing to do.
Watch someone talk about wine. Tannins, notes, vintage.
Whisk(e)y: Subtle flavors, the effect of ice, mixers, cocktail recipes.
The martini maniacs who will spill blood over how much vermouth to add. Winston Churchill would supposedly raise his glass in the direction of France and call it good.
Now watch someone advocating for legalized recreational marijuana, giggling and snorting and making jokes about "chronic" and "wake and bake" and how their mother was getting high when she was pregnant so they've basically been high their whole life.
Yup, there are drunks.
Yup, I'm a drunk, from time to time.
Yup, Orson Wells was sloshed while they were making that one commercial, but it didn't air with him slurring and staggering.
Fucking stoners, giving their opponents material every time they open their mouths without inserting a bong, and twice when they do.
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