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Mitt Romney is a GENIUS

Published by maidahl in the blog maidahl's blog. Views: 108

Romney has a number of reasons to be confident about his prospects. Everytime his stupidity act gets caught, they rally more. He represents the stupid out of people. It's charisma that I can't really remedy. A little jealous. My dumbness makes me less popular. I'm sure you know he's neck and neck with Obama. How? He is every Republican in one man. ON PURPOSE. Who votes to make themselves poor? An idiot. Who will they be drawn to? A king of idiocy.

"I like being able to fire people who provide services to me." –Mitt Romney, using an unfortunate choice of words while advocating for consumer choice in health insurance plans (January 2012) Every weird double negative thing he does confuses and baffles the crown like a complex parable. And his ratings jump. I checked every quote.

""I'm not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there." —Mitt Romney (January 2012)" Charisma is that which other people would remedy. The poor people idolize him all the more. It's a frenzy.

My personal favorite:
"I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." —Mitt Romney, speaking in 2011 to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million. He is the people's representative, loud and clear. He is every struggle, everyone who isn't blessed with sharp smart brains and new money.

"PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." --on strapping his dog to the top of the car.
Every repub boor I know does that with their dogs or beer. Or a teacup pig once. Some guy from the liquor store. It makes Romney popular. Again, he is everybody.

"We should double Guantanamo!" Mitt Romney caught being so stupid it's not even a thing. And now the Dems call him stupid and the Reps say that's ad hominem and don't care about things they haven't heard about.

Romney's a wizard at being a dunce. He's just acting. He's literally saying/doing/representing EVERYTHING his target audience needs to hear to vote for him and make themselves poorer. He's a literal genius at pretending to be stupid so the masses can talk about politics too and keep up with CNN anchors. And gay marriage fodder and abortion doesn't really matter. He can rile up a crowd. It's all a distraction. It's just about taxation. Many Americans want to be allowed to do as much as possible, regardless of what they're able to do. The rest of the world appears to want to be able to do as much as possible, even if that means they are allowed to do fewer things. Yes, we all know that it's just about finances. Do they?

""My sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard. One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."

I'm probably not in the minority as far as my distaste for his politics, but he's a g. He can rev up vote count by being as stupid as the people who need to vote for him. It's literally what every idiot Repub says to me. They all hate Obama Care. His new law is such a tax. And he's unfit because, well, he's.... the HealthCare thing again." (Now he's a family man. brilliant. They ALL talk like that. This woman I know thinks Romney is a cutie now because of this family man thing.

"I purchased a gun when I was a young man. I've been a hunter pretty much all my life." (Romney's campaign later said he'd been hunting twice, once when he was 15, and once in 2006 at a Republican fundraiser) (Genius.)

"Hugo Chavez has tried to steal an inspiring phrase 'Patria o muerte, venceremos.' It does not belong to him. It belongs to a free Cuba." --invoking a phrase that translates to "Fatherland or death, we shall overcome," which Fidel Castro has used to close his speeches for years, and which is associated with Cuban oppression. (Genius.)

"I saw my father march with Martin Luther King." (Romney's campaign later admitted that they didn't march on the same day, or in the same city)

"I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates." --right before Coulter called John Edwards a "faggot". (That's a pretty popular Rep word. It's almost planned. Prophetic.)

"You sit down with your attorneys and tell you what you have to do, but obviously the president of the United States has to do what's in the best interest of the United States against a potential threat." --on whether he would consult Congress about invading Iran. (Who trains him? It's all engineered to make everyone listen to stupidness, makes everyone that much stupider when they support him, and they can sneak taxes on us.)

"There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip" –Mitt Romney, attempting to identify with the problems of average folk (January 2012) And they relate to him AGAIN. It's all purposed.

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." –Mitt Romney (January 2012) WE the AMERICA. Wow. No dictionary look up neccessary. No translation or thinking predicated. Everyone can understand his genius diction. It's too amazing.

Does anyone else think Romney is just pretending to be a moronic idiot and is a secret underground Einsten?
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