My ass hurts

By Tom Mazur · Feb 20, 2019 · 545 · 7
  1. Maybe I should tie my ass to a tree and go into the saloon and have a couple of beers. But there's two things I know about me, two is two few and I would never leave my ass outside. No matter where I go, I always bring my ass along. Simple rules to follow. Do I have all my buttons buttoned, is my fly zipped, do I have some real money on me and am I ok with my breath, Of course, I need my fucking keys, where are my keys? But I'm just going down to the corner store to get some cigs so why don't I just walk. Good, the fresh air will do me good. And besides, if I would smoke in the car everybody that uses the car that I would use to get to the corner and back would get pissy about the smell. They would ask questions like, did you pick up a hitchhiker again, or something more simple like, are you sneaking again? Ok, this is really not a blog, I was just playing with my time. If you got this far, there's more to the story. Encourage me.
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  1. Malisky
    I didn't get the story. Why does your ass hurt? Is it a saying or something?
    Malisky, Feb 21, 2019
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  2. Tom Mazur
    Malisky… I was just playing around to see where the words would go. But my ass does hurt. I jumped off a stoop like a stupid old man and hurt my back. Now the pain is in the sciatic pocket of my dupa (Polish for ass) I'm glad you stopped by....I'm thinking of doing some blogging again. Nothing special, just random stuff that pops up and something to have fun with until the pain subsides. peace, Maze
    Tom Mazur, Feb 21, 2019
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  3. Malisky
    Oh. I wish you a fast dupa recovery! :)
    Malisky, Feb 21, 2019
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  4. Tom Mazur
    btw, I'm trying to get a pic posted with my blog...what dumb thing am I doing because it's not uploading
    Tom Mazur, Feb 21, 2019
  5. Malisky
    Drag and drop the picture in the text placement area. If you get a message saying that your image is too large, then you should reduce the images resolution first and then drag and drop it. Uploading might take some time, depending on your internet provider.
    Malisky, Feb 21, 2019
  6. Tom Mazur
    I'll have to wait for my daughter to come by...but how do I reduce the image resolution
    Tom Mazur, Feb 21, 2019
  7. Malisky
    With an image editing program. Photoshop is one. At least that's what I use. There are others, simpler, like Format Factory (which last time I checked was free, but it's been a while since then). Just google it and you'll find what you're looking for.
    Malisky, Feb 22, 2019
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