My Captaincy

By Wreybies · May 5, 2010 · ·
  1. When I am the captain of the NCC 1701 Enterprise I will smirk and make eyes at my attractive crew. Male and female alike.
    I will go on every away mission.
    I will disobey the prime directive once a week as a minimum.
    I will manage to take off my shirt during every fight.
    I will drink Romulan Ale with abandon.
    After drinking Romulan Ale I will wake up beneath a sweaty pile of ambassadors of indeterminate sex.
    I will not care about the indeterminacy.
    I will not care that my clothes appear to be hanging from the antimatter warp core containment chamber.
    I will wear Florsheim zipper boots and love them.
    I will never, ever wear a red shirt.
    I will do the M.C. Hammer shuffle across the bridge just to get a rise out of my Vulcan officers.


    Those are the things I would do.

Comments

  1. Xeno
    "Captain, that method of moving is highly illogical."

    "Ain't nothin' illogical with a BREAK DOWN!"

    *splits*
  2. Wreybies
    :rolleyes:

    My Klingon officers will join in because anything that gets a rise out of a Vulcan is so worth doing.
  3. Cogito
    I will repeat everything my Vulcan First Officer says, just to vex him.
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