So this morning I decided to cook up last nights steak with some eggs for breakfast as I had some time before work started.
The steak was pretty tender so a bit of it was wedged in-between my back upper left jaw and I decided to use these super new Dental Sticks(I take super-good care of my teeth after years of cavities and neglect)! Well, the Dental Sticks have a handle and then an inch-long plastic end that in cylindrical with tiny little spikes. As I forced it in I was able to get the stack out, but half of the plastic end snapped and was stuck in my teeth for hours!
Everything I did hurt and finally after the aching, grinding pain got the better of me I drove to the store to get myself so regular dental floss. It hurt so much! Fifteen minutes and seven strings were lost, but I was finally able to pull out the green spiked end with only minimal bleeding.
The moral of the story - USE DENTAL FLOSS! EVERYTHING ELSE IS A LIE!
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