PG13. Fer Yankees, nuttin yo young-uns ain't herd

I reckon I'm-a still bit new in these here parts and a-hearing things.

Writin Natzes? Sheit.......Ain't nothing a little ass-wuppin kaint fix.

Lookie here, if-in you is one or thinkin you might be one. All y'all just step out back.

Big-uns get in single file and you little-uns can bunch up in groups.

I'll be along directly with a big-ol economy size can of wup-ass. I'm-a bringin a spare can cus I ain't-a under-servin nobody.

If-in I ain't there in 15 minutes........Just comence to wuppin y'all's own asses and take a few pictures fer posterior sake.