Registry

By Wreybies · Jan 22, 2018 · ·
  1. About a week ago I had to register in the SAM system for government contractors. Up to now I've been just a freelance independent contractor regularly contracted by the USDOJ in PR, and I liked that status. I was just me, an entity apart and separate from this increasingly insane paradigm that is my government. Registering and answering all the myriad questions (page after page after page) felt like taking off my clothing, piece by piece, until I was floating naked in the cold, the history of the years I've lived marked upon a body that no longer has the carefree beauty of youth. All up for inspection, for review.

    Muscle tone: acceptable.
    Body fat: increasing.
    Skin tone: decreasing.
    Height: lower than average.
    Vision: decreasing
    Hearing: decreasing
    Genitals: respectable but no need to call Guinness.

    The same government that many years ago told me it wasn't interested in my services simply because of the gender of my prefered bedmates.

    Annerving, to say the least.
    minstrel and Iain Aschendale like this.

Comments

  1. Iain Aschendale
    Are you getting lighter or darker?

    :superconfused:
    For informational purposes only, of course.
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  2. Wreybies
    I meant tone as in elasticity, firmness, smoothness, the hallmarks of youthful insouciance.
  3. Iain Aschendale
    Shit, now I feel really really racist, sorry.
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  4. Wreybies
  5. minstrel
    In my case:

    Head hair: thinning and graying
    Body hair: tangled, knotted, disgusting
    Smell: high
    Mouth: open and noisy much of the time
    Taste: hopelessly old-fashioned and non-hip-hop
    Knees: aching and feeble and prone to giving up at inconvenient times
    Tennis: you have got to be kidding
    Anus: open and noisy much of the time
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