In galaxy far far away yet not too fare away well in fact just off the M1 motor-way south bound exit opposite the run down Little Chef….
The evil sloth empire has taken control of the galaxy,
Using their sloth powers to manipulate their way into power,
Darth Sloth has kidnapped Princess Amber and taken her to his secret yet giant moon like base called….the Death Skittle!!!
Mounting a rescue attempt, the brave pilot of the Millennium Cheerio Han Dove Solo has dangerously manoeuvred his way around the field of crunchy nutty clusters known as the Kellogg’s field,
Aboard his vessel the young Jedi Knight Hirst-Sky-Whacka is busy in final training with his teacher and mentor….Chez-Kenobi, to prepare him for his death battle with Darth Sloth the great and all wise man has decided upon Mario Cart on the Wii to increase vital reflexes,
Luckily as the vessel is blasted form all directions by the sloth fleet, Dove-Solo can relay upon his two loyal and hard working droids, C-3Kip-Eo and 339-Collineo to repair the vessel and also do some much needed tidying up around the vessel!!!!
However with no place to land his prized vessel, Dove-Solo warned his passengers… “this is going to be a bumpy landing,”
Always one to make an understatement, what he forgot to mention was that he had forgotten to re-fuel before take off, just as the vessel was about to crash through the hanger doors allowing the group to fight their way to the Princess rescue her, kill Darth Sloth and then let them all head back to the Winchester for a few pints….the Millennium Cheerio shuddered to a halt!!!!
Unable to continue with their mission, the group gathered within the mess hall to play monopoly as they waited for the Space Version of the AA to arrive….
WILL DARTH SLOTH TAKE OVER THE GALAXY AND KEEP HIS SLOTH EMPIRE,
WILL THE MELLIENIUM CHEERIO EVER BE RE-FUELD IN TIME,
AND WHEN WILL MY DRY CLEANING BE READY….I’VE GOT AN IMPORTANT DATE WITH MEGAN FOX….tune in next week same Bat channel same Bat time….nun a nun a nun a Batman
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