The Empty Chair

By Iain Aschendale · Nov 30, 2018 · ·
  1. Waiting in line this morning and a man in his fifties brazenly cut straight in front of me and a dozen other passengers to secure the best seat on the bus for himself and I find a spot sit down open the virtual paper on my phone and see an opinion piece demanding sensory friendly showings of movies and plays for people with autism and that Belgian law allows euthanasia of people with autism and that a middle-class white woman is complaining that someone laughed at her child’s name which is Abcde and the president’s lawyer has pled guilty to more counts of lying to Congress about working with the Russians and 737s will crash because of a safety feature that can’t be overridden and I wonder at what point where when why all my feigned progressivism is going to be seen as the embarrassing relics of a bygone age don’t mind him it was a different time back then yes but why is he yelling at that empty chair mom?

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Comments

  1. Some Guy
  2. Malisky
    Chairs don't fight back. Their religion prohibits it.
  3. GrahamLewis
    Sounds Dylanesque, sort of like "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue." Except yours doesn't rhyme. But then neither does life.
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