In A Series of Unfortunate Events Emily Browning lost her parents in a fire and was forced to marry Jim Carrey in a bad wig. Sucker Punch's trailer shows that things haven't really improved for Emily, now she's stuck in a sexy mental institution.
Girl Interrupted: Video Game Edition shows that just because Snyder made Watchmen, doesn't mean he wanted to. He clearly wanted to direct a porn film with dragons instead, and now he's inflicting that dream on us.
SUCKER PUNCH (Tom Draft)
SCANTILY-CLAD SARAH: Oh my me! A fecking dragon!
EMILY BROWNING: Quick girls! Flash it!
The dragon explodes. Half the audience climaxes. The other half realise they're homosexual.
A Series of S an M Events, despite the likelihood it will feature cynical Anne Summers product placement, has every right to be a hit. The Runaways is an excuse to see Dakota Fanning dress like a slut while you lie you're interested in the band. Sucker Punch is a confession that you want to see Violet Baudelaire dress impractically.
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