What Cloud Are You On?

By SonnehLee · Nov 30, 2008 · ·
  1. So, today. I was thinking. *scary face* About clouds. So. Here is a list. And a question. Tell me what cloud you are on.

    The Ground: You are suicidally depressed. If help is not found in a very short time period, there may be problems.

    Cloud 1: You have had a horrible day. You are generally depressed, but this is worse than you had expected.

    Cloud 3: You are not generally depressed, but your day has sucked. Nothing has gone according to plan, and there is a good chance that you have cried.

    Cloud 5: You've had a bad day. It hasn't been tremendously bad, but it hasn't been good. This provokes more anger than it does sadness. That is the difference between 3 and 5. Three = sad. Five = angry. Some people may have just three or just five days, and not have the other. Ever.

    Cloud 7: You've had a decent day. Nothing too bad has happened, nothing too good.

    Cloud 9: You have had a marvelous day. Things have gone swell. You're smiling, brightly, and generally happy. Cloud 9 is also known as Cloud J. Cloud J is for people who are obsessively "into" God, and he keeps that peaceful feeling. (Yes, j stands for Jesus) These sort of people stay on Cloud J for extended periods of time, occasionally dipping to Cloud 8, or escalating to Cloud 10, depending onthe circumstances of that day.

    Cloud 11: Stoned. This is generally a morphine or pot-induced cloud. But, on rare occassions, something so wonderful can happen that you reach this cloud naturally, without drugs. Birth of child, getting married, things like that.

    Cloud 13: LSD or hallucination-like highs.

    Clouds 15-17: These are other drug highs.

    Cloud 19: Dying. This is the point where oxygen flow has been cut off from your brain and you are literally about to die, and massive amounts of endorphins have been released.

    Cloud S: This is the cloud where you are so tired, it doesn't matter how good or bad your day was, you just need sleep.


    Even numbered clouds are the steps in between. So. Tell me. What cloud are you on?

Comments

  1. kehl
    Would you believe me if I told you I was on both cloud 11 and the Ground?
  2. tarnished
    Cloud 7. Its after thanksgiving and I'm just at home, hanging around, watching tv, reading, etc. Not overly happy, but not sad.
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