Winter

No one hates winter more than I, so here's my standing tribute as we await another snow.

Winter

Winter begins on your death bed,
Winter begins when you're all alone and depressed,
Winter is an explosion of a cheap batch of ice cream with a bitter, shivering, after taste,
Winter is when your body begins to sag,
Winter is something evil, that watches you slip and fall and die on it's ice,
Winter's a whore, who pimps out summer for no reason,
Winter eats the spoiled prunes of summer, then hides in a cave, with diarrhea until Spring,
Winter is an obese angry bride, who drags her bridal train o'er the golf courses, and fills the putting holes,
Winter is an white uber hemmoroid.
Winter is a wretched, sceaming, psychotic, albino, bitch.