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You Might be a Canadian If...

Published by Teele in the blog The Blog of Teele. Views: 144

You Might be a Canadian If...

- Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

- You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

- You know what a tuque is.

- You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

- Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

- You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

- You sit on a chesterfield not a couch - that's some small town in Quebec!

- You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

- You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

- You know Toronto is not a province.

- You understand the phrase, 'Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine, on the chesterfield.'

- You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

- You drink pop, not soda.

- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May you may live in Canada.

- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.

- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada

- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada

- If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend you may live in Canada.

- If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada

- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada

- If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada

- If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada

- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada

- If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada

- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada

- If the speed limit on the highway is 80km — you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada

- If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada

- If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada

- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.

- If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada

- If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada

- 'Eh?' is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite then 'Huh?'.

By[FONT=Lucida Handwriting,Cursive][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive] Tami L. Lendvoy[/FONT][/FONT]
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