If you want to know my recommendation it is gonna be the Chance series of books. I don't know if anyone is familiar with them but I would suggest...
Mine is just a play on words since I am both a writer/author and a control freak. So therefore it shall be Authority
What is wrong with this world... My condolences, friend. This will not be forgotten
I was attacked by a midget last night. He tried to mug me but I ran away.
Probably Bob the Builder theme song, even though that gives me nightmares
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