craig101

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May 28, 1988 (Age: 35)
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Weston-super-Mare, United Kingdom
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Software and Web Developer

craig101

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    Birthday:
    May 28, 1988 (Age: 35)
    Location:
    Weston-super-Mare, United Kingdom
    Occupation:
    Software and Web Developer
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    Vegetarianism Daughter 1- Dad, I'm lesbian. Dad- ok, that's cool. Daughter 2- I'm....., Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley, Sometime you just gotta hand it to short people. Because quite often, they just can't reach it., WE GOT CUP, WE GOT SPOON, WE GOT MILK, WE GOT SUGAR, WE GOT WATER, WE GOT FIRE, BUT WE GOT NO COFFEE!, Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she marrie, I'll be my own valentine, because I'm f*cking amazing., BEYONCE: Hey Justin, will you sing my song? JUSTIN BIEBER: hey,yeh sure what one? BEYONCE: Gre..., Being as Nerdy as Possible, The human brain is amazing....... It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams, Everybody thinks that a girls dream is to find the perfect guy....... pppfffftttt yeah right, our dream is to eat without getting fat., 5 missed calls from your mate, you missed a good party last night. 5 missed calls from your best friend, they want to hang out. 5 missed calls from your girlfriend, she wants to talk. 5 missed calls from your Mum, YOU'RE SCREWED!!!!, Getting Paid, Trying to maintain a lifestyle that I can't afford. Cloudburst the Movie (2010), Harry Potter, Avatar, Star Trek Mike Tompkins, Amelia Lily, One Direction, Stevan Lloyd, Placebo, Stacey Solomon, Ellie Goulding, Biffy Clyro, Black Eyed Peas, Kings Of Leon, Katy Perry, Cheryl Cole, Eminem, Sam Tsui, Not clicking on spam links because im not a retarded fuck, Cant touch this!........except for you.. you can, 'Do you ever feel like a plastic bag ' No, Katy Perry, I don't., Sam Tsui, 21 Kelly: I don't like my vaginaCraig: Do you think you'd be a lesbian if you did?Kelly: Yeh i think so-----------------------------------Kelly: OMG i love the gay scene, i wish i was a gay man-----------------------------------Kelly: Foo Foo Power-----------------------------------Sam: I can't find my other hole-----------------------------------Craig: Her whole finger was up his bum, like all of it-----------------------------------Kelly: Do you miss itCraig: Huh?Kelly: A life
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