emmamcc1989

Manchester United, Films, Northern Ireland Music, Sport Chocolate milk, Christmas, Stewie Griffin, Mooing at cows to see if they reply, I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water..... It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola, That one class, where you always think to yourself, "when will i ever use this information in my life?", Really? Your going to bed? Great status, made my day., greetin in poundland cos yev only got 99p, ?egaugnal tnereffid a s'ti kniht lliw elpoep ynam woh dna ti teg lliw elpoep ynam woh rednow i ,sdrawkcab 'ekiL' a etirw i fI, In england they call it a riot in ireland we call it a house party, I had Lord Voldemort round for a curry and some beers last night.I woke up this morning and the cheeky f*cker had left a dark mark in the toilet., endin up oan jezza kyle coz yer burd didny give yi 3 luv oan bebo., Gillian, it might be you. LOL JK it is you., Phobia the new fragrance by Gillian Mckieth, Bruno Mars Thinks Im Amazing Micheal Buble Hasnt Met Me Yet Olly Murrs Doesnt Want Me To Let Go Im Clearly Loved ... <3, Gillian Fails. Epically. ''THIS IS MY FIRST TIME UNDERWATER'' Er, Gillian didn`t you say you drowned when you were younger? ''I NEED TO TALK TO KATIE PRICE'' Thought you didn`t own a TV? how come you know she was in the jungle? ''I`M PREGNANT'' let t, the awkward moment when you have to go to the neighbour's house for a shower, saying "he's alright once you get to know him" is like saying hes a dickhead but you'll get used to it., ravin' and drinkin' fake wine in the limo on the way to your first communion, P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. - Like this if you still know what is this., Look at you, you have more STDs than GCSEs., "I'd Catch a Greenade For Ya'! " LOL jks, I'd Press R2 and Throw It Back., The awkward moment when a ginger asks if their hair is all right ..., the awkward moment when you're so bored that you take your t-shirt off and walk around quoting lines from 300, REMEMBER When somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that MOTHERFUCKER., Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off., Pikachu, Being mistaken for Beyonce while dancing, I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!, World of war craft, Toad, Ice cream, I am not a morni