I say keep the beard!
I wish I had a beard, I'd be so attracted to myself..
Happy Bday! You should get drunk again.
I don't know the plushy but it has no legs... how does it walk?
Are you late or young? :)
I just started learning, only got my theoretical license 2 weeks ago. I'm late..
Hope it went well!
Man, I wish I lived in NYC!
The man who ate his boots! ^^
Losing your keys is the most annoying thing EVER
Separate names with a comma.