It was at that moment, 1SAAC underwent a revelation. This spritely creature was right. He did need to stop being so bitter, because according...
"Drunk? Madam, you doth protest too much," 1SAAC whistled. "I could not be farther from intoxication. On the contrary, I am unpleasantly aware of...
There was a clanking of gears and a shifting of hydraulic pistons as a seven-foot automaton in a yellow raincoat limped across the room, causing...
1SAAC's twin photoreceptors cycled in on the sizzling splatter of brackish red that now adorned his cheerfully yellow raincoat. He examined the...
That's nice.
"I've never seen so many men wasted so badly." said the cowboy as he rolled his eyes. *glare* See here, everyone, how this otherwise fine...
5/8 isn't bad. You missed out on Predator (and thus Aliens vs. Predator), Mad Max II: Road Warrior, and Labyrinth, starring the ever-attractive...
True enough. Go crazy, hon.
You're already a badass, Hearty.
That, and the CIA is after you. Do you feel lucky, punk? Also, anyone who can name all the films quoted in my first post is a badass. The...
NAME: 1SAAC AGE: Stardate 1138 GENDER: Don't go peeking. HEIGHT: Seven-point-seven, babe. WEIGHT: S'rude to ask these questions. If you must...
Just sayin'. A time machine that didn't travel in space would split its own atoms and precipitate an atomic disaster before you even pulled the...
Klaatu Barada Nikto, ya'll. What's crackin'? Across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded your world with...
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