Just wipe it on the pillow.
VENETIAN SNARES fo sho
I think I'll pull a Bill Murray and act like a fellow zombie when they invade.
My friend once told me, "I'm not the smartest crayon in the toolbox." This was right after I made fun of her for asking me if there was cheese in...
Anything Russian seems to be associated with those dirty commies, making it sound mean if you're in America. I wonder if names like 'Kyle' are...
My English professor (who I believe is approaching the title of brilliant) said he had a teacher long ago who told him this: "You see that file...
Actually, I think the opposite may take effect. With a rising middle class in India, China, Brazil, etc., I think the United States will soon...
Zombies.
Baywriter, I'm happy that you're happy in every other aspect in your life. Sounds like your boyfriend has been given a painful and itchy infection...
YES!!! it was the phantom tollbooth. Thank you! I'm using the doldrums land in a song. I also want to read the book again... it was super cool haha.
What was that one children's book that had some sort of "land of melancholy"? I read it a long time ago, but I totally forgot the title... All...
My feet are sore
Hiding from the world... haha. Dude, Soundgarden is so stinkin awesome. Matt Cameron's drumming was much better in Soundgarden than it is now...
UPS is taking freaking forever. The place my package is being held is literally 20 minutes from my house, and it's been there since Thursday. I'm...
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