Socrates

I am a breathtaking figure often viewed as the supreme symbol of manliness and heterosexuality. I attend school while still finding time to save the world during my lunch breaks. I am generous, wonderful, magnificent, superb, fantastic, brilliant - and modest too. I write award-winning novels while combing my hair and I manage stress efficiently. Once, using nothing more than a rubber chicken and a silver spoon, I single-handedly defended the United States from an impending invasion of killer penguins.

I am the Czar of Russia and I am the subject of many blockbuster hits. I play Jazz on a banjo and was scouted by the Sacramento Kings. I taught Elvis to dance and Forrest Gump to run in the same afternoon while still finding time to beat Bobby Fisher at chess. I can divide by zero. When I get bored, I build castles out of old Cheez-It boxes.

I sleep once a month, and when I do, I sleep in a bathtub. I once held my breath for an hour while learning to communicate with dolphins. I am able to prepare top roman in 101 unique and tasty ways. I have sung opera for the deaf and have won bullfights in Lucas’s backyard. I have performed open-heart surgery with a pocket knife and have won numerous staring contests.

I always speel things correctly. I have been to Rome and toured Greece with Greenday, fought a Minator and slew a dragon.

But I still haven't finished college....

Fantasy and Sci-fi