Some Guy

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Some Guy

A crunchy bowl of cornflicts


Never had a follow before. Thanks for my first ever. I pledge to do my best to be the font of all useless knowledge May 15, 2018

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    "As your emperor, I hereby declare that a spade is an implement for excavation" - Some Guy
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    Picture, in your mind, a guy with adhd trying to write a story. Is it worth a thousand words? How about fourteen thousand? I'm only a third of the way through. I only had a clear vision of the last half. So clear, in fact, that it haunted me for ten years. I started this excercise hoping I would write myself into a corner, and be over it, after a couple paragraphs! It was supposed to be saturation therapy for sexual fear.

    It has backfired massively.

    I've made myself laugh. I've forced myself to continue writing while I cry my eyeballs out. I find myself looking at everything in the world through my characters. I've become the harlequin. I'm a master of life and death.

    Oh God, what have I done.


    The sweat glistened on his forehead as the hot shame beat down on the sparely-haired creepy old guy...

    It is my unwavering duty to inform you that I am completely unreliable.