VladimirPutin

Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say.For I am the king and so long may I reign.

Paintball, Video Games, Drawing Things, Observing Human Nature, That Sort of Thing Large Hadron Collider, Pizza, Traveling, Modern Warfare 2, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Kingdom of Libya Dune, Starship Troopers, The Alphabet of Manliness, Brave New World, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Unteleported Man, Nineteen Eighty-Four, History of the World in 6 Glasses Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Moon, Back to the Future, Back to the Future Part II, Real Genius, Donnie Darko, Clerks II, Ghosts With Shit Jobs, Saving Private Ryan, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Lord of War, Gladiator, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Star Wars, Starship Troopers, Galaxy Quest, Death At A Funeral, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Ghost in the Shell, Downfall, Behind Enemy Lines, Predator, Star Trek, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Hero, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Akira, Death at a Funeral, Fight Club, Superbad, Pineapple Express, Kingdom of Heaven, Pan's Labyrinth, Elizabeth, Expendables, Inglourious Basterds, District 9, 300, Wedding Crashers, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, World Builder Del The Funky Homosapien, The Black Keys, Gorillaz, Blue Scholars, Buddy Holly, Sublime, Ugly Casanova, RJD2, Modest Mouse, The Protomen, Franz Ferdinand, Queens of the Stone Age, Cake, Dean Martin, George Watsky, MikeDisaRobot, Cheap Dinosaurs, Frank Sinatra, The Megas, Weezer, Them Crooked Vultures, The Ascent of Everest, Pink trash, Michael Jackson, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, Bob Marley "Even here it is not safeEven this grave has been defacedSomeone has written on this stonein some angry handhope rides alone" PROTOMEN"You're not married, you don't have a girlfriend... and you've never seen Star Trek?" - Patrick Stewart"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." - GLaDOS"I remember the first time I got a Birds of Paradise card, I was dating Jocelyn at the time." - Jon Reece, regarding Pokemon and Magic The Gathering"Throw some E on that bitch!" - Lisl, regarding ecstasy"Are you Sarah Connor?" - Adam West"I drank what?" - Immortal last words of Socrates"Fuck you man, I love you!" - Mike Lucido, Halloween '07"If I had a whip, I'd school a bitch." - Matt Lucido, St. Patty's Day '08"It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar"Who t