Crack! You indeed end up in a world you've created, the one of your worst nightmare. Fill in details here. I wish that humans could gain hydration from salt water with no negative health effects.
The human race has evolved to the stage where the humans can drink salt water without negative health effect. Unfortunately, humans now must drink more water than ever to stay hydrated. Oceans are depleted and all the sea life dies to the extinction. I wish I had a car, and it's color Tardis blue.
Shablam! TARDIS blue Ford Pinto. The devil's in the details. I wish coffee worked without making me cranky sometimes.
Shazam! Now coffee works without making you cranky... instead, it just makes you high, as someone switched out the caffeine for a brand new variant of cocaine. I wish that caffeine had no effect at all, positive or negative, so that people would stop drinking it.
*Shazzzaa- Wait... Are you sure about this? Why would anyone wish this?* *Shut up! It's a wish, we have to follow through on it!* *But...* *NO! He made a wish!* *Fine...* Bippity Boppity Boo! Your wish has come true! Caffeine has no effect. World productivity drops by a staggering %50, plunging the world into a new depression, which eventually results in the end of all society and the rise of a race of sentient Meercats. *...That was a bit drastic.* *Hey, he wished it, I only made it happen...* I wish that people would all get along.
Your wish is granted. I just don't have the heart to twist this wish, so it's twist is that it is the sole untwisted wish in this thread. I wish my dog's demodex would clear up.
Khazam! Your dog's demodex is cleared. Unfortunately, your dog transforms and he is now a cat. I wish I could write a Bestseller.
Bam! You now write a best seller. Unfortunately, it's a best seller on an island with only 100 people. I wish tobacco never existed.
Puff (of smoke)! Tobacco has been excommunicated from the world! Yay! So . . . the Native Americans smoked an even less healthy sacred herb instead. Thank you for making the world a better smelling and more cancerous place! I wish I could make myself sleep and wake up exactly when I wanted.
Boom! You can now sleep and wake up exactly when needed. Unfortunately, this can't be adjusted while you're asleep, only before and after, causing you to stay asleep while a tornado destroys your home. I wish that donuts, while retaining their taste, were as healthy as the healthiest of salads.
:In answer to : I wish I lived in the world I've created in my mind. Wish granted. In your mind you believe you are a spiritual healer from India living in New York. Your mission in life is to save the souls of all the lost people living in a corrupt New York. You purchase a snake and take it to the streets. You take the snake out of the basket to hold out to people, asking them to let the snake bite them and they will then experience an spiritual enlightenment. However... This is New York and the streets are full of kooky people. The kind of people the police are always on the alert for. The police see you and question you. While one officer is talking to you the other is calling the mental hospital. Men in white uniforms show up and restrain you, putting you in a white jacket. They put you in an ambulance and take you away to the funny farm. At the funny farm you no longer have your snake. But you reason it was a spiritual snake and while its not with you physically it is still with you spiritually. You now spend your days walking around holding out an imaginary snake to the lost souls at the mental hospital who are happy to have the snake bite them and enlighten them. I wish my book sales a million copies.
Wish granted. Your book sells a million copies, but its because of controversial sex scenes that lead you to being hunted down by church officials and killed.
Granted. Donuts are now as healthy as the healthiest of salads........... Now you spend yours days at your local donut shop eating donuts from 6:00 a.m. when the shop opens up with freshly baked donuts until it closes at 4:00 in the afternoon when you are stuffed full and can't eat another bite of food. One morning you show up for their yummy donuts and start your day of grazzing. By the noontime though you're feeling nauseous. Knowing how healthy donuts are, you know they can't at fault for it. You continue eating. At 4:00 you go home, feeling more sick. That evening your stomach cramps up. You double over in pain. After hours of pain you tell your husband you think you're having a miscarriage. He rushes you to the emergency room. The doctor performs a painful exam. He determines you are not pregnant. He decides it was something you ate. But you tell him all you've been eating are healthy donuts. He looks at you puzzled. He says it can't be food then. He gives medicine to induce vomiting to thoroughly empty out your stomach. You're in the hospital most of the night sick as a dog before you are released. You stay home all day in bed, resting up, and don't go to the shop. The following day you are feeling good and can't wait to get back to your yummy donuts. At 6:00 a.m. you show up at the donut shop. But it's closed. There's a notice on the door. It states the donut shop has been faulted for an outbreak of eColi due to unsanitary practices by the establishment. It turns out the donuts were being made by illegals the owner was hiding out in the back of his shop. They were not washing their hands and contaminated the flour when making the donuts. Now you feel sick again, knowing what that means. Now donuts don't look good to you anymore. Now donuts don't seem so healthy to you anymore. I wish to remarry my first husband.
Poof! Wish granted! (I can't . . . . You really want this? Do the words "walking into a brick wall" mean anything to you? Are you . . . . You're sure. Okay . . . .) Not an hour after the wedding, you remember why you got divorced in the first place. I wish I did not have to see a shrink.
Wazzam! You no longer need to see a shrink, and in fact can't, because a nuclear apocalypse has made such things as shrinks a luxury few to none have. I wish it was possible to breathe in outer space.
Too bad you'll never get there because space travel is only for the super rich. I wish I could conjure up a friend with a snap of my fingers.
Bam! You can conjure up a friend. Unfortunately, this friend is an Eldritch Abomination that drives you insane upon first looking at it. Have fun at the Mental Ward! I wish that real life operated on anime laws of physics.
Oooooo! anime laws of physics? Aren't we fancy today?! Granted......Real life is now operated on anime laws of physics...... You find your girlfriend is cheating on you...... You are enraged...... Managing your anger is a serious problem for you...something you seldom are able to deal with, making you abusive ....... You charge at her, raising your fist to hit her....... In accordance with the anime laws anime laws your fist doesn't hit her, but instead turns on you, making you hit yourself hard in the face..... breaking your nose............ As you yell out in pain...... your fist explodes into a thousand pieces........ Now you have a broken nose and no hand. Such is .....real life operated on anime laws of physics. Wish: That I lose weight and get back down to my regular size again.
You lose the weight and return to your regular size. Unfortunately your Boyfriend/girlfriend has just gained the weight that you have lost. (And they are none to happy about it.) I WISH....that I could get a paycheck without actually having to work for it.
*Lightning forks its way across the sky, crackling, and thunder booms right overhead.* Your wish is granted. You are now unemployed and living on welfare, and realise that working for your cash is the far superior alternative. I wish I could get the lids off jars, without having to run next door to ask for assistance.
Dark Clouds fill the sky on an otherwise sunny day. . . You indeed can remove the lids from jars without any assistance. However you are not accustome to having such awesome strength and go an an accidental rampage where you clumsily destroy half of the town you live in before the goverment is able to sedate you. Hulk Smash! I wish Pink lemonade was a better shade of pink.
*the sun grows brighter for a little bit* Lemonade has indeed become a better shade of pink... as it's now filled with the Insect Spirits from Shadowrun. I wish that a source of unlimited energy was discovered that had no economic, ecological, or other drawbacks.
Granted...... a source of unlimited energy was discovered that had no economic, ecological, or other drawbacks.......... And it was discovered within you!....... Your wife gave birth to a little boy. .............. Your first son...................... You are thrilled!!...................... and motivated!!!! .........you want to be the best dad a boy ever had...........the first thing you do is...............lose 300 excess pounds !!! .......................you start dieting and working out at the Y.M.C.A. ...................soon you discover that 'you' are a source of unlimited energy..........all positive and good.................. no drawbacks ..... Happy Fathers Day!.................... I wish: To see my sons and grandkids who live in other states now.
