The Earth Is Flat

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  1. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    "Rounded Earth?? It's obviously a conthspeway theowy by dem dang Chinese!"




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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Did you see moose's doughnut theory? I find it very convincing, and this is yet another problem it addresses.
     
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    Couldn't be more wrong if you tried. It's the GMOs. They mix the GMOs in the water with the gluten. The gluten is how they hide the taste. Sneaky buggers.
     
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  4. Cave Troll

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    You are not really up to date on how this conspiracy works.
    There is a massive joint military effort to destroy any body near the
    edge from discovering the truth. That is why you cannot sail or fly
    over the edge. Also UFOs come out of everywhere, so why would they
    be strictly dedicated to the polar regions?
     
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    What about the flouride?!
     
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    All kidding aside, I live in a hotbed of "underwater flying object" sightings. o_O

    http://www.alienhub.com/threads/the-island-of-puerto-rico-and-ufos.19513/

    The fact that Puerto Rico is one of the three points that make up the Bermuda Triangle sorta' doesn't help....

    [​IMG]
     
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    They don't stay at the poles, that's just where the tunnels are from the interior.
     
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    Don't even get me started on the flouride. I have one stumpy thumb and I know it's totally due to the flouride. No one will take my calls anymore regarding my application for stumpy thumb benefits. :bigfrown:
     
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    Oh no...Alex Jones you had to come in on this didn't you? At least you can do a hell of a Marvin Martian. :p
     
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    What about how they're turning the frogs gay man?!
     
  11. Spencer1990

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    This thread is getting way too real for me. Why won't the media talk about these things?

    It's like a conspiracy or something.
     
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  12. Iain Aschendale

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    [QUOTE="Cave Troll, post: 1540853, membushbook.asp
    This might possibly be a flat-earther...or an explanation of how to elect a man who doesn't like cold soup. :supersmile:
    View attachment 9500 It is funny/freaky when you see it. :supergrin:[/QUOTE]
    Man it pains me to defend George W, but:

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp
     
  13. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    I was gonna pipe up and say that thing about Bush and the infamous upside down book, but didn't feel like it. >:]
     
  14. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Last time I play up the butt of a joke. Oh well...
     
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    we have to remember, this is a democracy... We should vote to decide what the shape of the Earth, really is.
     
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  16. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    ^ No. >:[ The Earth is round. Accept it or be shunned!!!
     
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    I will not bow down to your dogmatic oppressive views! Don't make me resort to violence to prove my point!
     
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    Man it pains me to defend George W, but:

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp[/QUOTE]
    What's really worrying is that, as soon as they turn to look at the book, both Bush and Rick Perry go all serious-faced; it's as if they were finding the words a bit tricky...
     
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  20. Iain Aschendale

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    I'm trying to parse out that map and combine it with my limited knowledge of lizard physiology to figure out exactly where the cloaca of the world is located...
     
  21. The Arcane

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    Given how Australia wraps around the leg, Tasmania.
     
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