Favorite Quotes

These are some quotes of Dr. Shariati. He was an Iranian revolutionary and sociologist who focused on the sociology of religion. I don't confirm him as a professional person in religion, and know some of his thinking manner was not matched with pure Islamic things; nonetheless I found these few quotes of him that seemed interesting for readers and I translated them to English, although I personally am not familiar with some of these viewpoints and expressions.

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How wonderful is the spirit of human, when it goes beyond routines and flies on top!

We are the same that are understood, so if we are free from understanding others, we have escaped from our existence!

Those who know the meaning of love, self-giving and honesty know God easily.


Responsibility is not generated by power; it is fruit of awareness and being human.


Travel (in meaning) even on foot, because you will be decayed by staying!


Everybody is not felt as he is; he is as he is felt!


O great God help me before I judge about gait of someone, I walk a little with his shoes!


O God, you only teach me how to live, then I myself will learn how to die!


Two things enchanted me; the blue color of the sky that I see and I know it doesn’t exist, and God that I don’t see him but I know he exists!


Even God likes to be known and doesn't want to remain unknown. It is being unknown that creates the feel of loneliness and the pain of strangeness feeling. Being unknown is the great agony of human’s soul.

say to me “don’t talk”, so I will not talk; but don’t say to me “don’t understand”, because I am not able to don’t understand; I understand!


O God, me by all my smallness have something that you haven’t, and it is a god that I have and you haven’t!

If you are not able to raise yourself, so be like an apple that raises a thought by falling off!


Anyone who says to people that I am bad; I don’t get bothering and say to people, he is good, so that we both have lied!


Human is a spot between two infinities; infinity of mud and infinity of angel. Look in which direction you are moving.


Come to do wrong somewhere that there is not God!


We waste the moments to reach fortune, but have forgotten that the moments are fortune themselves.


Every human is like a book waiting for its reader!


Your fate is a text that if you don’t know how to write, it will be written by writers and if you know how to write, it will be written by yourself.


Poverty is the same dusts that cover unsold books in a bookshop. Poverty is not sleeping without having dinner at night; it is wasting the time without thinking during a day!

 

I think I will just post enough quotes to satisfy my need to post more for awhile.

1. I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!
4. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
5. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?
6. I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.
7. I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.
8. You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
9. If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
11. If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
12. No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
13. There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
14. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
15. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
16. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
17. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
18. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
19. If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
20. If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
21. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
22. Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
23. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
24. As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
25. If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
26. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
27. I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
28. I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
29. If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
30. You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.
31. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
32. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
33. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
34. I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
35. I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
36. When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
37. Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
38. I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
39. I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
40. I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
41. Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
42. So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
43. Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
44. Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
45. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
46. Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
47. Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
48. God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
49. I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
50. One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
51. If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
52. What year did Jesus think it was?
53. George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
54. Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
55. In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
56. Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
57. “One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
58. No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it.
59. Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
60. The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
61. The future will soon be a thing of the past.
62. The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
63. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
64. Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
65. The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
66. I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
67. Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
68. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
69. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
70. And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
71. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
72. Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
73. Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
74. Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
75. I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
76. Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.
77. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
78. If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
79. “Meow” means “woof” in cat.
80. Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
81. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
82. “No comment” is a comment.
83. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
84. You can’t argue with a good blowjob.
85. Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying.
86. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
87. Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
88. Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
89. When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.
90. The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
91. I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
92. If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
93. Hooray for most things!
94. Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
95. I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
96. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
97. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
98. Life is a zero sum game.
99. Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
100. I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
101. It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.

-George Carlin-

 

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

--Abraham Lincoln (as quoted in today's "Celebrity Cypher" puzzle)

Abe's quote seems singularly appropriate right now here in the US.

 

“When a wise man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger.”

― Confucius

 

"If you're not concerned about something then you're not living."

 

Is this dialect, or a typo?

 

Typo.

 

“A half-finished book is, after all, a half-finished love affair."

-David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas,

 

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world"

- Robin Williams

 

Mark Twain, on the death of a person he didn't particularly like: "I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a very nice letter to the family saying that I approved of it."

 

Actually, there's no written record that he ever said that. (The San Francisco Chronicle reporter did a story on that some time back.) Regarding weather, he did make a comment on the heat of a Central Valley summer. According to his story, there was a soldier from the valley who died, and went to Hell. Because he was a wicked, wicked man, he was sent to the hottest part of Hell. And when he got there, the first thing he did was wire home for blankets.

 

The first sign of disintegration — in a writer — is that the writing loses
the unique stamp of his/her character, & loses its inner light.

- Ted Hughes ​

 

"Leniency to those who confess, and severity to those who resist."
-Chairman Mao (?)

 

It would only be necessary for a writer to secure universal popularity
if imagination and intelligence were equally distributed among all men.

- W. H . Auden​

 

This isn't a famous quote or anything, but I was reading the Wikipedia article on Early Flying Machines and came across this gem:

I salute you, anonymous editor!

 

"There is no winter sport at Montreux."

"I beg your pardon," the other official said. "I come
from Montreux. There is very certainly winter sport
on the Montreux Oberland Bernois railway. It would
be false for you to deny that."

"I do not deny it. I simply said there is no winter
sport at Montreux."

"I question that," the other official said. "I question
that statement."

"I hold to that statement."

"I question that statement. I myself have luge-ed
into the streets of Montreux. I have done it not once
but several times. Luge-ing is certainly winter sport."


"Luge-ing," said the first official, "is tobogganing."

"I beg to differ," the other official shook his head.
"I must differ again. The toboggan is very different
from the luge. The toboggan is constructed in Canada
of flat laths. The luge is a common sled with runners.
Accuracy means something."
-Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms

 

"Not everyone is an artist but everyone is a fucking critic" - Marcel Duchamp

 

These [icicles] are brittle and timid and rare, and weep
in my gloved fist as I ferry them home.
I'd wanted to offer my daughter
a taste of the glacier, a sense of the world
being pinned in place by a diamond-like cold
at each pole, but I opened my hand
and there's nothing to pass on, nothing to hold.

- Simon Armitage, The Present (Collection: The Unaccompanied)​

 

Our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness.
- Vladimir Nabokov

"So there was a little space around the far side of the Moon where I was shadowed from both the Earth and the Sun and that was pretty amazing. I could see more stars than I could possibly imagine. It really makes you wonder about our place in the Universe and what we’re all about."
-Al Worden

“People want to be loved; failing that, admired; failing that, feared; failing that, hated and despised. They want to evoke some sort of sentiment. The soul shudders before oblivion and seeks connection at any price.” - Hjalmar Söderberg, Doctor Glas