I'm always curious on how some people describe their characters, a scene, a land, or really anything at all. It's fun to see how some people can weave together some delightful words and make the reader imagine that item so vividly. What are some of phrases you've come up with?
'with lips that could eat spaghetti through a letterbox' *okay, not mine, I can't claim this — heard a scouser say it when I was on a train.
May not be short and snappy. I'm not even going to try and explain. Spoiler: Long, vulgar, lowbrow My face was contorted into a sneer of disgust as I peered into the depths of the laundry basket. Lurking at the bottom with all the innocence of a grinning alligator were a pair of Chasity's boxers. Her splodgy, crusty cum stained boxers. With a sigh of the inevitable, I reached in and extracted the offending garment, pinched between my thumb and forefinger. Holding them up to the light only made matters worse. By the looks of it, a considerable cornucopia of slugs had decided to host an Acid House Rave, utilising the crotch area as their dance floor. I once described a deplorable, petty manager at work as: "He reminds me of a phallic piercing. Unpleasant and unnecessary."
