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  1. Lea`Brooks

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    You know what makes this even worse? I've been getting hives the last few months. Huge, itchy as shit hives. I thought it was a new allergy to food or product. Guess what I think they are now?

    FUCKING BED BUG BITES.

    Four months (!!) I've been getting these sporadic rashes. Driving myself CRAZY trying to figure out why I've been itchy. Taking Benadryl and Zyrtek like candy, going to the doctor, scheduling appointments with allergists. Only to find out... I have fucking bed bugs.
     
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    And it's going to cost $1250 to have a professional come in and steam clean my house. Guess who has to pay for it?
     
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  3. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Evict the sorry son of a bitch. Show no mercy, don't give in to whatever excuse he comes up with. He's not your kid.
     
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    Reality makes me sad, I think will try and escape it now.
     
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    Corbyn Lost in my own head Supporter Contributor

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    @Cave Troll ... I feel your pain, but love your avi! *offers sympathetic virtual cupcakes*
     
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  6. big soft moose

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    To be frank I'd go straight to the eviction notice... this reminds me of the movie pacific heights where the tenant from hell downstairs is deliberately breeding cockroaches.

    He's a grown man and he needs to own his own shit - your husband isn't doing him any favours by enabling his weak childish behaviour

    (that said you two sound like the worlds most considerate landlords - can i come live with you, after you've eradicated the bedbugs, I'm clean(ish), I cook, I do housework (occasionally), and I even pay the rent on time... what more could you want:D :D )
     
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    Thanks @Corbyn . :supersmile:
     
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    Welcome!
     
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    Hug.jpg
     
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    Corbyn Lost in my own head Supporter Contributor

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    Aaaawww! That's awesome!
     
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    I'd gladly take you. I'm almost to the point of posting an ad up for roommates to see what offers I'd get. I mean, how much worse could I get?
     
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  12. big soft moose

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    Given this guy isn't actually paying the rent do you really need a room mate at all ? I know you've said you need one to make ends meet, but is that really the case since you are currently subsidising the one you have ?
     
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  13. Link the Writer

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    Well, @big soft moose and I can room in with you two and with our payment at work, I'm sure we can get you far.
     
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    You could get ACTUAL SATAN
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Wait, the Prince of Darkness? I'm sure she already has one of his infernal agents in the form of Mr. LazyAss McBaby.
     
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    But ACTUAL SATAN farts continually and it smells strongly of sulphur.
     
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    He has a job now, he just hasn't started getting paid yet. So within the next couple weeks, he should start getting income.

    Even Satan might be better... At least he's able to maintain a long-term job... -_-
     
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    TMW you realize your husband is actually Satan... o_O
     
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    Yeah but will he pay any of it to you - including back rent and $1250 for fumigation ? .... I'd like to believe he will, but I'd also like to believe that my next date will be Angelina Jolie

    And there's more chance of the latter happening tbh
     
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    Sure. He also likes to convince you to do evil things, and will torture your soul for all eternity. :p

    @big soft moose - Or me becoming the next President of the United States. Imagine that. :p A universe where you date Angelina Jolie and I'm the next US President. :D
     
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  21. Lea`Brooks

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    Honestly? Not likely. I haven't gotten a single apology, offer of payment, or any sign of remorse. He's selfish as fuck and doesn't care that this is not only putting me and my husband out $1,250 but also making me take a day off work to be home for the exterminator, thus costing us MORE money.

    And now he's talking to me, offering excuses like he didn't fucking know. Bitch, you sleep with no sheets on your bed. All I had to do was open your door to see their shit and blood all over your mattress. You trying to tell me you sleep in there every night and never noticed? Fuck you.
     
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    Damn it, I wish I lived in Virginia as then I could kick him out and be your roommate. I've got a job and you'd better believe I'm OCD when it comes to keeping things cleaned.
     
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    seriously evict this idiot , now

    Infecting your house with vermin would be seen as reasonable grounds for eviction, so just give him the keys to the street

    ETA I've known people get evicted for far less, like the time my mate Jamie slept with his landlady's sister
     
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    LOL! Best burn name ever.

    Btw: I remember the conservative Link, this version... much more fun. :p
     
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    If Lea's roommate did that, the sister would end up with crabs.
     
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