That Moment...

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  1. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    TMW you don't know who Pete is.
     
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    He's the guy sitting behind your teddy bear at night. Watching.
     
  3. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Oh, him? I threw him in the trash long ago.
     
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    Uncle Pete or the teddy bear?
     
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    TMW you wonder if 123 etc is your mates daughter... whats worse is that I don't think she does feel uncomfortable ... in fact i'm fairly certain that she'd be up for some uncle Pete action (and she's 23, its not like i'm leching on a school girl)... but it's wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.... wrong

    Not only would my mate never forgive me, I'd never forgive myself ....
     
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    closely followed by TMW when you realise that if you repeat a word enough times it starts to lose its meaning
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Both.
     
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    What is it with this thread and things getting weird? It's like a weird stack. Someone confesses something weird and everyone adds their own weird to the weird stack. Just gets weirder and weirder. STAHP.
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    :superlaugh:
     
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    TMW a comic book movie scene vaguely resembling an argument about feminism triggers a bunch of utterly non self-aware MRAs.
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    TMW you get a post on your Facebook page about how the fact Wonderwoman's actor might have armpit hairs might not make Wonderwoman strong enough as a character.

    Sooo...guess ladies aren't allowed to have armpit hairs, I guess?
     
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    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Contributor

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    Nah, I don't think we'll be sent to the gulags if we forget to shave our armpits. :D
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    You can have all the hair you like, KaTrain. Forget what society says otherwise. :p Want armpit hair? Sure, whatever floats your boat. :D
     
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    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Contributor

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    Thank you. :D

    Not that I will. Pit hair -- and leg hair -- is gross when it grows on me and it needs to be removed promptly and decisively.
    And no, I won't be rewired to think otherwise... yet I'll forever resent the dudes in my muay thai class with their furry legs and bushy pits because I secretly wish I could be hairy as freely as they are without feeling like a disgusting freak. :crazy: #firstworldproblems
     
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    may be wonderwoman derives her special power from her hair and can't cut it - sorta like samsom
     
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    TMW you notice an error in one of your favorite books.

    :(

    Ugh, another one. I've read this half a dozen times, why am I finally in editor mode? It's not my book, and the author is deceased, so it ain't gonna change...
     
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    TMW you notice that the EDF energy mascot that they have painted on their vans and on their web and stuff looks like turd (he's supposed to be a gas flame) ... what were their ad agency thinking ?

    edf.png
     
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    TMW someone says straight you knowing you're gay that gay people have inferior relationships, should't adopt children, and have a "degenerate lifestyle".:nosleep:
    Needless to say that conversation didn't last very long...
     
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    Come to think of it... That's basically me.

    I'm not gay, though. Shit, I must be doing this straight thing wrong. :ohno:
     
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    Ha! My closest gay friend laments the fact that he and his husband don't have the stereotypically "degenerate lifestyle".

    'You know us, in bed and asleep by nine. Boring."
     
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    I'm sure having someone who essentially made a sex contract with you means you've got no great desire to get any other sexual gratification.
     
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    :love::love: there's no place like home.
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    TMW when through your internal musing, you come up with a pretty awful villain and a badass scene that plays out thusly:

    Villain: "And what then? Hmm? Those men and women chose their fate by choosing [name of planet's leader] as their ruler. They showed they don't care much for anything that don't fit with their narrow views. If it takes the suffering of their children for them to see the errors of their ways, then so be it!"

    <Captain Helen Chert socks him across the jaw, flooring him. She straddles him, pins him down with her hands on his collar.>

    Captain Helen Chert: "Now you listen to me, you piece of shit. I don't like [name of planet's leader] myself, and while his supporters may be ignorant and backward, their children are innocent! You lay one finger on them, I will personally rip you apart with my goddamned hands. If you wish to see the next sunrise, you will stay the hell away from them!"

    Sounds like I just found the perfect subplot for my sci-fi! :D
     
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    For a moment i thought i'd wandered into the errotica forum
     
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