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  1. Wreybies

    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    That's exceptionally kind of you, Link. I'm very happy with my husband, but the compliment is taken in the spirit in which it was given. :bigwink:
     
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    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    I feel Panda Express in my future.... Because I don't feel like cooking. :whistle: :-D

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    I'm a minor, but I appreciate it :supergrin:
     
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    Thanks for the offer, but my wife's got a booty that won't quit I'm happily married.
     
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    What am I making for dinner?
    In the freezer I have polska kielbasa, ground turkey, pork sausage links, and a couple of frozen hamburger patties. Hmm what to do, what to do?
     
  6. NoGoodNobu

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    Yeah, he's pretty funny

    Netflix I believe used to have at least two of his comedy sets, but that was like 8 months ago so who knows what Netflix has removed

    (Usually whatever it is I hadn't finished watching yet but I was just right there . . .)
     
  7. big soft moose

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    Thanks link, but spenser's wife has a booty that won't.. umm.. i mean..... :D
     
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    You cannot eat a panda just because you don't want to cook - its people like you who are causing the diminution of the worlds endangered species
     
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    Oof. Not the buffet I hope. You're taking your life into your hands.

    If you have peppers handy I recommend stuffing them with either the turkey or the sausage/kielbasa (provided you can remove it from the case). Shred carrots, celery, and onions and saute for a bit. Add the meat and brown. Add a can of crushed tomatoes, salt, pepper, worcestershire (just a dash, for the love of god, that shit will dominate anything), and hot sauce if you like. Reduce all that then mix it with rice (cooked) and Parmesan cheese. Stuff it in the peppers and bake at 400 for like 35-40 minutes. Cold bean salad makes a good side for that. Or rice if you have some left over.

    Piece of cake provided you have all those things laying around.
     
  10. Wreybies

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    Farm raised pandas, man. Totally sustainable. ;)
     
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    Puerto Rico is famous for its panda farms. Wrey, that sounds like a good business for you and William to get into when you retire. You have the necessary land. All you need now are the surfboards with the sexy panda graphics, a few pairs of snowshoes, those trained tropical armadillos they have in Myanmar, a decent supply of mescal in disposable needles, enough liverwurst and hydrazine to get the rockets into low Earth orbit, hairpins, condoms (the more interesting, the better), and lemon juice. Oh, and enough electrum to bribe the Portuguese to look the other way. Blackmailing the Vatican is optional under the current Pope.

    Keep us up to date on your progress.

    :D
     
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    Aren't you already heterosexual? How then does one go hetero? I'm being pedantic.
     
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  13. Iain Aschendale

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    This was brilliant, a "like" click doesn't do it justice.
     
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    I missed a bit today.

    @Wreybies is going to start a panda farm. (Sounds tasty).
    @Link the Writer is super happy. (Which is a good thing).
    @Homer Potvin is playing leftover gourmet chef (Wonder what he could whip up for $50) :p
    I got paid for a job I did last week (always nice to get some extra scratch).

    Overall it seems to be a pretty damn good Tuesday. :supersmile:
     
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    Looks like it's just you and me, Link.
     
  16. NoGoodNobu

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    So the number one thing I do on dating sites is end up in fights

    I decided I want to start the first Fight Me app

    That way when a guy goes ". . . I'd hit that" I can finally reciprocate
     
  17. Iain Aschendale

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    I saw your profile pic though, and I think you might be judging the guys too harshly:

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    My problem is I get these guys going "You're cute, so stop doing this one thing. I don't like this one aspect about you that helps define you as a person, so change it because your face ain't bad."

    And it's REALLY funny because they actually come out messaging me telling how I should be different & they'll help me be different

    So it kinda feels like they see my pics & like what they see. Then they read the bio and go "oh no, something must be done"

    And that's where all the fights start

    Although the recent one was a guy for some reason thinking I was white trash who had a fantasy/fetish about Asian ethnicity, and when I took down photos of myself to upload of my family (mother, grandmother, cousins, anyone I had handy on my phone) then he decided to send Japanese racist slurs at me
     
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    Imaginarily Disparu en Mer Contributor

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    @NoGoodNobu obviously these assholes aren't worth your time, why even reply to them?
     
  20. big soft moose

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    Dating apps are generally good for meeting idiots, and married people looking for a quick fling - obviously there are exceptions such as yourself, but they are a minority.

    you're better off meeting people through shared interests like .... um.. writing forums.... so, you're cute, what are you doing later :D
     
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    *immediately begins erotic fanfiction*

    :write:
     
  22. Wreybies

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    On the up side, tho, since most people do tend to employ "digital engagement tactics" on those apps (for the record, gay versions of these apps are exactly the same) you get a fairly robust filtration process for people who are less than desirable. Yeah, it's tedious to deal with people like that, but at least you get them out of the way quickly, rather than have them front a persona in the real world only to find out that just beneath the candy-coated surface, the same kind of asshole resides. o_O

    ETA: For example, before I moved to PR I dated a guy named Mike for a few months. Seemingly nice guy, good job, lived in a nice area in Orlando, well-off. And then we took a vacation to New Orleans where he, for some reason, maybe because he felt like he was away from home and could take off his "human suit", started to make use of the N-word left and right. The first time he said it I thought it was just a joke in poor taste to get a rise out of me, but no. It soon became clear he was saying it just because he felt like saying it.

    Months down the drain.
     
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    Iain Sparrow Banned Contributor

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    Well think about it... you're on a dating site, with other people who can't get dates.
    Why do you suppose these guys have trouble getting to know women?
    The fact that a person is on a dating site, is reason enough not to date them. You're a pretty girl, get out there and mingle!
     
  24. Iain Aschendale

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    Remember, Centaur erotica is Class 4 (Fetish) here...
     
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    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Any chance you've read the Gaea novels by John Varley? :whistle:

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