I always know what Matwoolf is on about: antiquated redundant obsolete language and a few random affectations thrown in. SEE!
I was playing @Iain's CIA bureau administrator based in Bucharest, maybe...it's his game, I'm just the minion. ..ALSO, death to Pinky.
TMW when you find yourself wondering if your MC is legally allowed to own a handgun and carry it on his person. In a setting set in the United States of America. Let that sink in, ladies and gents.
TMW you're watching a period mystery show and a character recites a (mildly) dirty limerick that has no place in 2017, and you laugh even though you know it's wrong to do so.
In the US of A, your MC would be legally required to own a handgun and carry it on his person. This is what the MC's person is for: a place for the MC to carry his handgun. The law stipulates that the MC must purchase his own person before obtaining a handgun... ...if I'm not mistaken.
Funny. In AZ they wear them on the hip. I guess what ever America Links MC is in you have to buy a body before he can carry his pistol on it? WHAT?!
He'd have to kill the person first. Seriously, though, he's in Alabama which...yeah, one of the more gun-toting states around so the idea of him wearing a handgun on his hip wouldn't be that scandalous.
TMW talking to my mate Jamie I say "what's your thinking about Theresa May ? " and he says "she's got nice legs for an older one" Also unrelatedly TMW you very carefully cut a seed packet open with a razor sharp knife, taking extreme care not to cut yourself, then open the side of your finger up with a papercut from hell from the packet itself
Face it: God wants you to bleed. He thinks you have it too easy as a mere big soft moose. He wants you to be a big, soft, blood-soaked moose. Bow down and bleed. You are doing His will.
Bit like a Greek tragedy, isn't it? Or, as the good doctor said, "Don't try and fuck with the whims of the Great Magnet."
To be fair, doesn't that hand gesture mean something like "I want to kill you" or "I want to plow your mother" in other countries??
Which countries? And why is that relevant to interpreting meaning from westerners in a western setting?
that moment when, with the dawning realisation you have far too much work to do, you wish that you could just fast forward 10 days and be on the other side of it all
that hand sign means 'wanker' in Italy , its the equivalent of the shaking fist gesture used in the UK
That moment when you start crushing on your guildie in WoW because you both are way more hardcore than the rest of the raid team. That moment when you've been secretly trash talking the weak links with said guildie during raid. Crushes are stupid btw.