Jason: "Well maybe I'm a little too upset to think about things right now! Have you considered that? Not that I'm that good at thinking in the first place. 'Fool' isn't just my occupation you know!"
The Rishnaran: What do you have to be upset about? I'm sure your story will be a good one for you in the end. Digdit gets a happy ending and so does Koroon, and they aren't even the lead characters.
Jason: "I saw my father get murdered when I was twelve years old! That's what I have to be upset about! And maybe I do get a happy ending, I don't know, but it sure hasn't been happy lately! Sometimes I-" -Jason abruptly goes silent-
Jason: "Yes you are absolutely right. That is terrible advice. Thank you, so much for that. Oh heavens I sound like Sharon." Jason: "Welcome. You've picked a fine time to re-join us. Ignore me, I'm in a mood. I'll snap out of it soon enough, promise. My name is Jason by the way, Jason the jester's son." -gives a short bow-
Vanna: Welcome back. It's very nice to see you. I don't think Elsie's coming back. Cecilia: I'm awfully sorry. You have to forgive her. She just gets a bit like that sometimes. I'm sorry. Vanna: Don't be. I take it you go to school with her? Cecilia: I'm her best friend. Cis: Wait, your name's Cecilia? Esther used the same name twice? Pip: Well, you were never destined for publication. You were only intended to go on the Internet, a much lowlier base of submission. Cis: Ta awfully, sensitive little girl. Pip: You are most welcome. I am glad to have been of assistance. Cis: I was being sarcastic, you little idiot! Pip: I...I'm not entirely sure what that means. Anyhow, if you'll excuse me, I have much work to do. Goodbye. Cecilia: Elsie will be looking for me. I have to go too now, sorry. Vanna: No, it's fine. Thanks for stopping by! Cis: Yes, it was nice meeting you, fellow Cecilia!
Nick: Uh...I'll leave this one to June. June: What production is it? Nick: I'm Nicholas Parker, this is my partner Juniper Quinn. She's always in a mood, so I've gotten used to it. June: ...
Tax : juniper... are you a tree too ? Aidan (shouting in the distance) "Wrong room Tax... don't you be singing them your rude songs"
Jason: "Yes, well I'm not. I don't like it. Being my usual happy, airheaded self is good enough for me."
The Rishnaran: It was first introduced in medieval Europe by a daktar, I believe. Don't know his name, though... @Commandante Lemming, perhaps Nina might understand?
Nick: It's like...uh... it's sort of....uh... June: It's an informal colloquial term for another person. Nick: Right, that. Nick: That's like a romance, right? June: .... Nick: What? June: Let's just say that if you try to claim you "tamed" me when we finally get together, I WILL kick your ass. Nick: Wait, when do we get together? June: End of book 3, after I get the Bubonic Plague Nick: WHAT?!?!
The Rishnaran: We're not interpreting it in a sexist way. We're portraying the biblical allegory Shakespeare intended and showing men and women are equal and necessary to each other.
Jason: "Very interesting! We just use 'friend' where I'm from. Or some similar term. It depends." Jason: "Well of course! What's a man without a woman by his side to keep him humble?"
The Rishnaran: Haha... very true, that is one of a woman's duties, isn't it. Although in the play the woman needed humbling. Haughtiness is not gender-exclusive.
Jason: "Heh, you're right. I do believe I am the more humble of Sharon- Shiloh now, oh isn't it wonderful when your girlfriend's name abruptly changes for no reason?- ahem. Between Shiloh and I, she is the more haughty one. But please don't tell her I said that! She wouldn't be happy.
Jason: "Then thank you, oh so very much for that. I truly, deeply appreciate it. It was too kind of you. Shall I continue?"
Jason: "You- what- arrrrgggghhh! You are impossible! Why are you even here? This is a place for people like me, you don't belong. Why don't you go where you're actually wanted?!"