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  1. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Arent you supposed to say "exhibit a high degree of challenging behaviour" saying "little shits" is now double plus ungood comrade
     
  2. Tenderiser

    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    The official teacher code for 'little shit' is 'spirited'.
     
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    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    "Would achieve more if he applied himself" I used to get that in school reports a lot
     
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    NigeTheHat Contributor Contributor

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    Not your problem. They don't need no education.
     
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  5. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Teacher, leave them kids alone
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    My ex. I just cannot. It took me A YEAR to get it into his skull that we weren't getting back together, and he finally agreed to file for divorce. I got a sadface message on our anniversary but whatever, I thought he had accepted it.

    Then today: "Are you sure? I really want to live together again." (only with worse SPAG)

    I AM EXTREMELY FUCKING SURE.
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    I want to get him a girlfriend. How do I get him a girlfriend?
     
  8. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Like, by the hour, or by the act?
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    A real girlfriend. I'm not rich enough to pay an escort to distract him permanently.
     
  10. minstrel

    minstrel Leader of the Insquirrelgency Supporter Contributor

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    It's probably impossible for any male member here on this forum to answer this question without getting reported. :eek:
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    TMW whe. You are going crazy for lack of coffee I need coffee... coffee coffee coffee

    No coffee makes Link a crazy whale.
    No coffee makes Link a crazy whale.
    No coffee makes Link a crazy whale.
    No coffee makes Link a crazy whale.
    No coffee makes Link a crazy whale.
    No coffee makes Link a crazy whale.
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    If there's one thing Hollywood has taught me, it's that if you splash out enough on the initial "date", she'll turn out to be a good girl really and they'll fall in love and live happily ever after.

    Also, that cars always explode after fender-benders.
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Eh. I think I'll just go back to drinking heavily.
     
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  14. big soft moose

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    He probably only has eyes for you (no wait not you ... unless hes in to squirels ... tenderiser) but that aside you could set up a Tindr account and pretend to be him.... don't worry about an accurate profile pictures most tindr users are catfishing anyway
     
  15. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Teddy Bears.jpg
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    How haunting it would be to give an AI emotions.
     
  17. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    I used to have a pen with an advert for "Aftermath Crime Scene Cleanup." The slogan was "Together we can help." I have no idea where the pen came from or if that was a real company. Somebody has a dark sense of humor....

    ETA: yes... yes it is.

    http://www.aftermath.com
     
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    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT????
     
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    Careful, that is the #1 cause of getting back together.

    "Here's to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
     
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    Does this man next to the crane look like Jeff Sessions?
     
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    No, the people in this dream were smudgy. People in my dreams are often smudgy. The only person whose face I can remember well was the crazy lady who goosed me. The dream from the other day, the one with the two sisters, they weren't smudgy. Their faces were really defined and stylized. But there was a man in that dream too, but... it was like just the suggestion of a man.
     
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    Does this term mean the same thing to you as it does to me? Just wondering if this is one of those terms with multiple meanings.
     
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    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    If to you it means "she grabbed me by my boy-parts, suddenly and totally without permission" then yes. ;)
     
  24. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    I haven't had a dream in about 4 months. My subcon is pissed at me or something.
    Though I can't really share any of my dreams of recent memory. Either to damn
    weird, horrifying, or on the extremely rare end to raunchy for discussion.

    (I think my brain has some really disturbing issues, and might not like me all too well.) :D
     
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    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    I haven't actually written anything in my WIP in just about as long. o_O

    I think that's why I've taken to writing down my dreams as artfully as dreams will allow, given their ephemeral nature. I need to feel like there is still some vestige of Writer Wrey.
     
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