Character Bar (Explicit, 18+)

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    Wray: pulls out chillum and climbs on Brens shoulders to light it off Schwertleite "Hey, good gear"

    Bren: "there's a dwarf standing on me now FFS"

    Wray "what did you just call me ?"

    Aidan : ahhh fuck it all
     
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    Ortho : "he called you a very short human , now sit down, shut up and pass that joint " takes a big drag "yeah good smokes"
     
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    *Rossweisse stumbles back into the bar, escorted by Helmwige and Schwertleite*

    Rossweisse: I know I can't kill it - I just want it to shut up!
     
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    Tax (loud and defiant from outside) : "the royal riders fuck valkyries
    on tuesday noon........"

    Aidan : "Ignore him, he gets like this he just likes the attention....'sides he's going to have trouble rhyming anything with valkyrie"
     
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    Alec: I stand upon the balcony / and send my lord enquiry/ "Would like to learn your alchemy."

    Amy: BOOM! What now, bitch?

    Charlie: ...
     
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    Tax: "hot fiery tongue suppositories
    make them come far too soon"

    Aidan : "for fucks sake, I'll go speak to him" tosses throwing axe to Ortho "so I'm not tempted to use it on him"
     
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    Amy: Ooh, ooh, what kind of throwing axe is that? My favorite's the Francisca, you ever seen one of those hit the ground in front of your target and bounce around like a Superball of death and destruction?
     
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    Helmwige: It's not as exciting when it lands in front of you, on fire, and you know that whatever threw it wants to drain the life-force from you bit by bit.
     
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    Jette swaggers in: Ah this is the place I was told to come to. What are we serving?
     
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    Ortho : try a mead slammer...

    Wray from under the table : really really don't
     
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    Ortlinde: *sets brandy snifter with orange colored drink on the bar* Personally, I'm partial to the Sazeracs here - and it's my bar.
     
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    Aidan (reenters) : a pitcher of Poteen for me, and 5 gallons of water for my friend outside .... you'll be glad to hear hes agreed not to sing for at least 24 hours.
     
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    Jette: *pokes it* I was more expecting tea with a drop of something in it, but so be it. * holds the glass in the most alluring way*

    Jette: Aw, well that is a shame there, I love singing! *drinks whatever this orange stuff is* what... lovely fucking bilge water *Tries her best to smile*
     
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    Ortlinde: GET THE TREE SOME WATER!
     
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    Ortlinde: *under her breath* Okay then, no fancy cocktails for this one either. Does anyone here know how to drink properly?
     
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    Amy: OOH! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh! ... Not me!
     
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    Aidan : and don't get them mixed up he gets....funny... if you water him with alcohol. That's funny as in violent psychopathic rage, not mildly ammusing
     
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    Schwertleite: So if we give him absinthe - would that be, like, cannibalism? Wormwood and all.

    Helmwige: Schwerte, this may not be the time for experiments. It's not exactly a controlled space

    Schwertleite: Hey Orte, what's the trippy-est shit you've got behind that bar?

    Ortlinde: Oh HELL no, girl!

    Helmwige: I'm really starting to wonder if I actually WANT to find out what Schwerte's power-gift is .

    Schwertleite: Gift? Wait? Gifts? What are we talking about?

    Rossweisse: Oh, this ought to be good.
     
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    Darit: I think we already knew that. Sometime I'll have to give you some choc...I mean...xocolatl and show you what a REAL fancy drink looks like.

    Orlinde: Oh good, you're back to normal - and watch it, I try to keep this place high class.

    Darit: Oh, it's nice for a bar - sorry - sommelier talk coming out. That's what four years at the École Supérieure des Xokolataires Azteçais will do to your brain.

    Maha: I think this place is great! Can I get one of those orange things?

    Ortlinde: Kid, I'm going to be real nice and not ask to see ID - but no.
     
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    Arin Hellant stumbles into the bar: Where am I? And why do I find myself staring at an exceedingly full bar filled with many an assortment of people? And last question, I swear, how much does twenty kegs of beer cost, and can I put it on my tab?
     
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    Amy: Just get it before the bartender notices, and it's free!

    Charlie: Are you trying to get the newcomer killed?

    Amy: Maaaaybe...
     
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    Tax : from outside "do you know any good songs ?"
     
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    Arin Hellant: If the bartender could kill me, I'd be quite surprised.
     
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    *Orlinde sets down a beer, her entire arm is engulfed in flame. She puts herself out and stares as Arin*

    Ortilinde:
    What was it you were sayin' about the bartender?
     
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    Aidan : "haven't we already established that none of us can hurt the others..."

    Ortho : "excellent " whirls chain mace round head

    Aidan Decks Ortho with a single punch and hurls the chainmace through the open door "...unless we are from the same author and story line"

    Tax from outside , singing " the Emperors mother sucks a lot of...."

    Aidan " we probably should water him some more if we don't want another 25 verses"
     
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