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  1. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

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    Proper soldiers
     
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  2. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    You ain't shit, bask in the glory that is the late Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich:

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    matwoolf Banned Contributor

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    You got me worried now. Is the poor guy dead?
     
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  4. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Yeah, he passed away in 2014.
     
  5. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Terminal Lance's strategy though:

    Edit: Pic's too big or something, click through the link

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    the moment you see someone and wave hi only to realize its not the someone you thought
     
  7. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    I remember watching the vid on that guy last year. Dude got pwned.

    Meanwhile in NK:

    These guys got all the merit badges. :supergrin:
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  8. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    TMW you open your browser on your phone only to discover that you googled "easy roast pheasant under glass" while out drinking....
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    That's nothing. Once I loaded up an Oblivion file only to discover that EVERYONE within the city of Bruma was completely naked. I realized I had been drinking while gaming and thought this was a good idea...
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    TMW your workplace's monthly health and safety newsletter includes a urine colour chart to check you're drinking enough water.
     
  11. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    But does it include a cup, or at least a blank patch on the paper to leave a sample for comparison?
     
  12. Tenderiser

    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Unfortunately, it's electronic.

    I might reply and tell them the comma splices are bad for my health.
     
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    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    tell them that as directed you've peed on your cmputer screen and you are now going to sue for injury and distress
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Or I could ask what purple means?
     
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    Or TMW you wave at the person across the room waving at you...only they are not waving at you, but the person behind you. :-(
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    TMW your watching one of your favorite channels and this pops up:
    Captain Fuzzy Wussy Has no Hair.jpg
     
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    TMW you're halfway into typing a joke you think is really funny into the forum, but decide you'd better not post it because Someone Will Probably Be Offended.
     
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    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Happens to me all the time.. the "is this inappropriate ?" filter kicks in and you decide not to post about the one about the gay bear... (the one with the punch line "I want you to be honest with me mister, this isn't about the hunting for you, is it ?" )
     
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    TMW you learn that you will be forced into retirement within the next 2-3 years because your company is closing your facility. OK, looks like I will have plenty of time to work on that great American novel after all.
     
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    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Contributor

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    I have that moment almost everyday. :bigoops:

    But I let my sense of humor loose whenever I write mah fikshun 'cause no one's policing that. :-D
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    I had an idea for a horror story, the kind of horror that humans create all by their lonesome, that I realized would probably be over the line...

    Had to let it go.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    TMW you have relaid enough carpet, that you don't feel much up for
    writing fic tonight. Carpet Layer Complaints. :p

    Insert your dirty joke at your leisure. :D
     
  23. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    TMW you write a rev that you have mixed feelings about, but still want to give
    your honest thoughts on it.
     
  24. BogLady

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    No dirty jokes...just wondering is floor covering your other job or is this a DIY project? DH was a floor covering specialist for about 20 years. Knees are toast, back is a mess, rough life.
     
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  25. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Yes I do carpet work independently. I use a power stretcher
    to save my knees for the most part, but I know that a kicker
    can play hell on them when you have no other option.
    (I hate stairs and hallways for this very reason.) :)
     
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