Random Thought Thread

I mean, it wasn't the main gag or anything, but he was pretty...raunchy.

 

My team at work received some money to spend, and I got this great idea we could go to a Nepalese restaurant and afterwards see some stand-up. The dinner was great, no complaints there. I love Nepalese, and turned out so did everyone else.

But the stand-up was very raunchy.

Not touch-my-dick raunchy, but definitely not something my stuck-up, prudish boss would appreciate. Even worse, the show had me in stitches. I don't think he's ever looked at me the same after that.

 

Bobby Lee would've gotten more than he expected. That qualifies as a joke? Really? I'm all for funny, but that's - gross. Nobody knows where that's been.

 

True, but not worth the risk. What if the last guy he tricked into touching it had gonnoherpasyphilaids or something?

 

I think the whole thing may have been taken out of context. Just saying what I've said, it sounds a lot worse than what it was.

 

So this is what I always imagined James and Lily Potter to look like before the movies came out.

 

What's up with starting sentences with the word "so"? Am I the only one who is noticing this?

 

Was it me? I do it all the time. I try to correct it, but if I'm in a hurry or annoyed I tend to do that.

 

So, what brought this on?

 

So, problem?

 

So whatcha going do about it?

I do once in a while, but not every
bloody sentence.
Why have you found someone that
uses it all the time?

Sounds like ya have a mystery on
yer hands, gov.

 

Hey! Don't copy my joke. That's lame. You're lame. Mummy, Chickenfreak is a lamepants mcstupidface who stole my joke!

 

So while in the shower shaving, I had a strange thought.
Who shaves Steve Hawkins? I mean because he can't do
it him self. Do they just Nair his face and squeegee it smooth?

And then it led into, how would Steve fair in a horror story?
I am guessing not well, unless he has machine guns in that
Scooty Puff Jr. of his.

 

He'd physics the zombies to death. Just when they think he's just a harmles cripple; bam! Science! Don't ask me how it works. It's too sciency to explain.

 

He'd do okay, his chair is more powerful than generally known:

 

@Iain Aschendale so the chair turns into a Mech Suit?
Fair enough.

 

A Dalek, actually, once the armor plates are installed

 

Or he could be the Cyber Controller. Both of them start with an inventor in a wheel chair and end up with an army of emotion-less robots. Kind of repetitive actually. I must say I don't like Doctor Who nearly as much as the rabid fanbase and huge legacy would have you expecting to like it. It's a pretty mixed bag.

 

This is cute.

 

So, how do you do that then?

 

I didn't know there was such a thing as a 't-shirt bra'. Thanks, Victoria's Secret.