The Happiness Thread

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  1. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    I would be deeply wounded if you gave me 2000$. @Link the Writer :supergrin::cry:
     
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  2. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    I think @Link the Writer is a genius of a caliber rarely seen in this world for coming up with such a devious plan, and I'll be basing my life on his teachings from now on.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Personal Legacy?
     
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    They're being a bit harsh, but they have a point Link.

    You're not hurting that guy by lying to him. All you've really done is slightly skew his self image, and that's only if he believed you.

    Confronting a Boss isn't an easy thing to do. Most of options are bad ones that end in a loss. There's no shame in that. But the worst loss would be lying to yourself about the outcome, it hinders personal growth.
     
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  5. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    D:

    Oh. So perhaps the best course of action for me now is to just move on since he's not around anymore. Stop living in the past and live for the future and all that good stuff.
     
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    Maybe? I dunno. I might talk a good game, but mentally I'm a disaster.

    Sounds like you have a decent plan though. Good luck with it.
     
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  7. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    And in truth, I think I'm too kindhearted to nurse grudges and become vindictive over it. :p Even if mentally I like to say I'm a vindictive old bastard.
     
  8. Trish

    Trish Damned if I do and damned if I don't Contributor

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    @Link the Writer I was not trying to be mean, I was playing, and I apologize if it came across as harsh.
     
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    Honestly, I'd say that doing an even better job with your new boss than you did with them would be a great way to show spite.

    In my last branch, the manager, let's call him X, before the current one voiced that he didn't think I had the attitude to be a supervisor. He put someone else's name, let's call him y, down for the course as well.

    Three months ago, a different manager came in, he put me on the course, I studied from the tills (something y avoids like the plague) and in my own time, we got the official materials at the same time. Now I'm being tried out as a supervisor while y is still in the warehouse.
     
  10. big soft moose

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    only if hes not so stupid or self absorbed that he doesnt take it at face value.... personally i'd say the greatest cruelty would be to kick him in the nuts then stamp on them whilst hes on the floor before filling his car with paint and seducing his wife
     
  11. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    I AM NOT THAT DESPERATE FOR HOT SEX!!





    :p Seriously though, they're both, like, in their 70s.
     
  12. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    You haven't lived until you've porked the boss's wife.
     
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    actually the best revenge is to apply for and get his job then message him on a regular basis about all the changes you are making , thanking him for training you up to be the man who can really give this team the leadership they deserve
     
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    Not been there myself , 2 employers ago I did the (female boss) 9 ways to Saturday while we were on a conference..
     
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  15. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    She's old enough to have remembered Truman/Dwight Eisenhower as the US president.

    @big soft moose -- PERFECT!!
     
  16. big soft moose

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    Nothing wrong with an experienced woman ;) :D
     
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  17. Homer Potvin

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    Yeah, me neither. Or anyone else's wife for that matter. Still though, I would think being Eskimo cousins with your boss would be hilarious. The insults also would be epic. Or the idea that your boss can't forget about you when he goes home. And I've always wanted to tell someone that their wife tastes like honeynut cheerios, like Kevin Garnett did to Carmelo Anthony (allegedly).
     
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  18. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    This just gave me a chuckle.

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    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    I got points from @Midnight.
     
  20. big soft moose

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    this made me chuckle

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  21. Mumble Bee

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    I'm writing the outline for an abridged series on youtube. It should be up within the month :)
     
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    Celerity. That's the word you want. Celerity.
     
  23. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    So I manage to snip off an oncoming anxiety episode just now. Apparently it was about to give me one of those "Oooh, what if your mom/dad is dying of a slow, painful cancer. What you gonna do then? Bet you're gonna drink? You're all alone with no friends" thoughts that I get every now and then. What I did was think, "I've got my online friends, my dogs, and the people at work. Not to mention the fictional characters in my head that I am, or will eventually begin, putting in stories. What do you have? Nothing. Not a damn thing. It is YOU that are alone, not me."
     
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  24. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Oddly enough that giving up the sauce (while difficult),
    the past two days have not been so bad.
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    Those ones are the easiest to seduce. She probably hasn't had her gutters cleaned since the Falklands.
     
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