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    Seigrune: You should want to kill him. He's preventing you from being free. He is your oppressor. By keeping him alive you reject your nature. It's disgusting.
     
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    Amy and Alec: This is the Law of the Jungle
    As old and as true as the sky
    The wolf who keeps it may prosper
    But the wolf who breaks it must die

    As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk
    The Law runeth over and back
    For the strength of the pack is the wolf
    And the strength of the wolf is the pack
     
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    Siegrune: Can I at least kill THIS one?

    Ortlinde: That may be the fist good idea she's had in 900 years.
     
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    Siegrune: Of course, but that only operates if the pack are wolves. You have joined the sheep.
     
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    Jester looks down at his feet and picks up the pin in his flipper.

    Jester:
    Naughty pin. Go to your room.

    He puts the pin back in the grenade, then carefully puts the grenade back in his vest, stroking it gently.

    Jester:
    Easy, boy. Just settle down now.
     
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    Amy: You ever heard of sharks and sucker-fish?

    Alec: Clownfish and anemones?

    Amy: Crocodiles and ibises?

    Alec: That lioness what adopted the baby giraffe or something like that?

    Amy: Really? I never heard that one, when was it?

    Charlie: Am I the only one who has a problem with the grenade?
     
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    Siegrune: I'm surrounded by idiots.
     
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    Jester looks at Charlie.

    Jester:
    You're standing in proximity to the psycho Nazi from Hell and you're worried about a grenade? Kindly un-fuck your priorities.
     
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    Blade: "He will starve as an oath breaker , at least a guard dog knows loyalty, a lone wolf knows nothing but selfishness"

    Dusty: "this shit is getting deep, I need more booze"

    Tax singing "he dresses as a pengiun inining, cos his cock is begggininining, to shrink
    she dresses as a nazi, cos she don' have the capaaaaacity to think"

    Aidan : gods below, here we go again
     
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    Siegrune: Loyalty to others is failure. A person who is liberated inspires loyalty rather than giving it. The lone wolf is a failure but so is the beta in the pack. Only the alpha is truly alive.
     
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    Blade : "you can't inspire loyalty without giving it back to your followers"
     
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    Ortlinde: I'm with Charlie. I can talk sense into the psycho Nazi from Hell, at least for a few minutes.

    Rossweisse: You sure about that?
     
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    Siegrune: ...and I give loyalty back to my followers in the form of dead sheep and dead sheep dogs. Everybody gets a piece of the victory, and they've all seized their true natures rather than validating chains.
     
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    Blade : or you have bound them in chains of cheap rhetoric .... I'd bet jokers life that your followers are little more than useful pawns to you
     
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    Siegrune: You're so provincial and quaint...of course they're useless without me! All humans are, their only value is as servants of Asgard. A human not in service to is defective and to be destroyed. Better a pawn than just useless.
     
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    Jester pulls a bottle out of God knows where and raises it, cheering.

    Jester:
    To being useless!
     
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    Blade: "Better a sheep dog than a slave. Also if you are above human concerns why are you dressed like a nazi ? "
     
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    Siegrune: Wow, you are slow on the pickup. I didn't follow Nazism, dipshit, I invented it.
     
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    Jester gets up and starts dancing and singing.

    Jester:
    Hava...nagila hava...nagila hava...
     
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    Alec: No, actually the definition of the word "pack" is that if the Betas fail, then the Alpha fails too.

    Amy: No, I think what she's saying is that you have to decide ahead of time that there will absolutely no doubt be losers; that way, everybody fights to make sure the loser's not them.

    Alec: But then wouldn't everybody in the pack fight harder to bring each other down than to build themselves up? Which, by the way, completely blows the point of the pack?

    Amy: Exactly. The point of a pack is that you care about the people inside and not the people outside. If you treat the people in the pack the way you treat the people out of the pack, then you're not part of the pack in the first place.

    Alec: Hey, I just had a thought.

    Charlie: It's about time.

    Alec: So Valkyrie, did you kill your father Wotun to prove that you weren't "enslaved" by any feeling of love for him?

    Amy: So that's why she sided with the Christians who destroyed Asgard! Instead of, say, seeing the Jews as the enemy of her enemy.

    Charlie: Oh, crap.
     
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    Rossweisse: Sorry, try again. Sieg's a mess but she didn't kill father. Brunhilde did that...or rather the whole Gotterdammerung thing was a byproduct of her suicide.

    Sieg got screwed up all by herself.

    Siegrune: I'm not the one pretending I'm not A Valkyrie. And yeah, Amy, you are a fucked up little head case aren't you? Everything I do is for my father's legacy...and you really haven't figured out that Christianity and Judaism are two heads of the same Semitic snake. It was never about Christians over Jews, it was about crushing both of them and returning US to our rightful place.
     
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    Padre MacDougall walks in. He looks much like Stephen Lang, though he wears combat boots, a kilt, and a T-shirt. The front of the shirt says "KILTS." The back declares, "Because balls like these don't fit in trousers." On his hip is a 1911 Colt .45, matte black. He has an AK-74 synthetic stock rifle around his neck on a sling. He's relaxed, and smiles at Jester. When Padre talks, it's with a Glaswegian accent, restrained somehow to be more easily understood by his fellow Americans.

    Padre: Thought I might find you here, Jester. What've you been up to, lad?

    Jester throws a glance toward Siegrune. Padre follows the look, but if he's surprised or alarmed, it doesn't show.

    Padre:
    Find anything good to drink?

    Jester: Not really. There might be some Guinness hanging around, if you look hard enough.

    Padre:
    Aye, that'd hit the spot.

    And with that, Padre begins searching around for a drink.
     
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    Amy: So you're a beta dog?
     
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    Blade : and yet it died on its arse in 1945 ... may be you should have put your energies into something else .. clog dancing perhaps ?
     
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    Alec: Blade, have you been to America lately?

    Charlie: Don't start.

    Alec: Got it, boss.
     

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