1. beehoney

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    Do you have also this kind of machos or am I the only one?

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by beehoney, Nov 5, 2017.

    Hello Writing-Community,


    I don’t know if I am the only one with this kind of idiot. So, I have a guy in my class who is a truly lazy macho.

    No sh*t. First at all, the teacher got him a last-minute work experience on a farm—because he loves animals. And what made this guy because it rained outside “I can’t go outside! The rain ruins my hairstyle.” Seriously you got a last-minute work experience and because it rains outside you can’t go? But you wanna become a farmer! Seriously?

    And the second move is that he copies my answers and (although it’s obviously) you say—to me, the girl whos answers you copy, in the face!— “I don’t copy your answers!”.

    Or in the computer room, during the German lesson, he heard rap music. During the lesson! And he is so rude that he ended the music after five admonitions from our teacher.

    Or here when a little girl (just 6 or 7 years old) came to our classrooms and said he had sexually molested her with plastic handcuffs á la Magic Mike. And he didn’t stop although the little girl shouted “No!”. He said to the teacher “No. She lies!” Seriously?

    So, my question is do you have also this kind of an idiot at school, work or wherever?


    Beehoney

    P.S.: He has done much more problems – but that would be too long!
     
  2. Bill Chester

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    The worst macho guy I ever encountered was a visiting professor at the university where I used to work. A female student from Mexico in one of my labs (I was a lab technician) caught his fancy and he, with no hesitation, tried to take possession of her. He left for a month and when he returned he wrote "Margarita is sexy!" on the wall of the elevator. I knew his handwriting, so underneath his grafitto I wrote, "Steve, you're back!" To which he replied, "Fuck off!"
     
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    this bit is much more serious than the rest - its not being macho, its being a major league pedophile - that needs to go the police (and he should accidentally fall down stairs a few times)
     
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    Can we have a section where the teenagers can go and post drivel like this?
     
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    It's called facebook

    I'm amazed by the order of the presention

    this guys a douche - he doesn't want to get his hair wet, and he lessons to rap music in lessons , oh and by the way he molests small girls... seriously I'd have led with that point
     
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    What, so you think he actually exists?

    And yeah, take this crap to Faceache, please.
     
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    Probably not
     
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    LOL, exactly. Dude is trolling.
     
  9. Bill Chester

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    I've spent my whole life in educational institutions, either as a student or a worker. The kind of douchebag @beehoney is describing always present--from elementary school students to postgrads. It never occurred to me that his claims were anything but braggadocio and attention-seeking.

    This could be an interesting thread, describing real-life lowlifes. After all, they are the stuff of antagonists.
     
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    But if bee honey is to be believed he was accused of molestation by a six year old in the presence of a teacher ... if that were true no teacher is going to take his denial at face value
     
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    Sorry, I misread beehoney's post. Somehow, I thought he was bragging about molesting her and she was denying it.

    But I don't think beehoney is trolling.
     
  12. big soft moose

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    She's not trolling per se - shes just suffering from typical teenage hyperbole and exaggeration, she's also not writing in her first language so something is probably being lost in translation
     
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  13. beehoney

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    @big soft moose It would be so beautiful if it is a hyperbole. But no! :bigfrown:
     
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    If it's true, I can't help wondering why you're describing it to us instead of the cops...

    ...Which is why I don't think it's true. /shrug
     
  15. beehoney

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    @archer88i Well, I could it describe it to the cops. But this lucky devil has a certificate of disability. So, he could use his disability as an excuse. Sad, but true.
     
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    Disability is not an excuse for paedophillia .... if it were true the teacher concerned would be obligated to report it to both school authorities, social services (or whatever the german equivalent is) and the police .... hence why I strongly suspect you are just making stuff up.

    That flies in the school yard but adults just find it tiresome
     
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    I agree with the sentiments expressed by the more...long-standing members here, but I have to chuckle at criticizing someone for making things up on a creative writing forum. Perhaps the correct answer is "wrong section, dude".... :)
     
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    Yeah well if this was fiction we'd be saying ... not a realistic plot , because the exaggeration/untruths are obvious.... when we make stuff up in fiction its supposed to be plausible enough that the reader suspends disbelief... a plot where a teenager is accused of molesting a six year old but gets off scot free because he's disabled, would get filed in the trash.
     
  19. beehoney

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    @big soft moose I said the truth. This had really happened. Sad, isn't it.
     
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    not to mention illegal and libel to get the teacher fires and the 'macho' jailed - if its really true you should take it to your head teacher and the police
     
  21. beehoney

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    @big soft moose Hey, we don't wanna make a big deal. (It's not so good for the school's rep) The teacher said to him "again, and you flunk out!". That helped.
     
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    You are complicit in child molestation now.
     
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    I remember when we brought a six year old girl into school with our plastic handcuffs.

    How we kept her in the cupboard, fed her frog's legs from the laboratory, and sent her back to the girls' school with her warning not to mess among 8 year old boys clear for all girls to remember

    And she's a table dancer now, apparently, at nine.
     
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    @Iain Aschendale I can't do a lot, except to beef that this is not the right way. The teachers just have a other opinion than me. And I don't go to the cops (but I would) because then I am the black sheep.
     
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    @matwoolf Dude, that's no troll! It's no troll! That really happened.
     

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