The Not Happy Thread

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  1. 123456789

    123456789 Contributor Contributor

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    Can you guys stop perverting the thread? You're acting like a bunch of swords.
     
    123456789, Jan 22, 2018
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  2. LostThePlot

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    Now that's a very good point. If nothing else I can promise that my sword work definitely won't make you kill yourself, so that's one step above Prozac.

    No, I 100% agree with this. There is nothing funnier than the "last chicken in the shop" look.
     
    LostThePlot, Jan 22, 2018
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  3. The Dapper Hooligan

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    I vote we start calling them trouser clowns
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 22, 2018
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    No breathing through nose. Holding breath.
    Don't want to end up puking, now do you?
     
    Lemie, Jan 22, 2018
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  5. LostThePlot

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    Well it depends how much you swallow I suppose, but I always found it best to breathe through my nose as I come back up. Maybe that's just me though; I am an autodidactic sword swallower.
     
    LostThePlot, Jan 22, 2018
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  6. The Dapper Hooligan

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    No, breathing is something you definitely need to do for the amount of time it stays in that sheath.
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 22, 2018
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    24 karat metal! :p
     
    Carly Berg, Jan 22, 2018
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    At least you know what to write on your Tinder profile.
     
    Lemie, Jan 22, 2018
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  9. big soft moose

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    I think numbers is "not happy" about the amount of sword play in this thread
     
    big soft moose, Jan 22, 2018
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    hey if a girl can handle 24 carrots
     
    big soft moose, Jan 22, 2018
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    Fixed
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 22, 2018
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    Scientifically proven not to lead to suicidal ideation*, laydies.

    *Well there was that one time, but the coroner said there was no causal link and returned an open verdict.
     
    LostThePlot, Jan 22, 2018
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    Are you saying it's time to crunch the numbers?
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 22, 2018
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    I'm pretty sure by using any of the legal definitions found on reddit you can all be charged with sexual harassment.
     
    123456789, Jan 22, 2018
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    I wasn't sure what app our anti-depressant hero frequents. I guess we could say both.
     
    Lemie, Jan 22, 2018
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    These days I am boringly hetrosexual, but in my youth... Oh when I was a young man with just my sword and the open road...
     
    LostThePlot, Jan 22, 2018
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    Well... there's a first for everything, I guess.
     
    Lemie, Jan 22, 2018
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    Please tell us the legend of the anti-depressant sword, oh great one!

    Or don't. I think the mods will say don't. Probably for the best.
     
    Lemie, Jan 22, 2018
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    So anything I say will be held against me? ;)
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 22, 2018
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    Probably :p

    But, you know, you're only young once.
     
    LostThePlot, Jan 22, 2018
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    Please tell me you were like Kukuchiyo from Seven Samurai.
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 22, 2018
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  22. LostThePlot

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    Yes, exactly like that. Except, you know, with genitals.
     
    LostThePlot, Jan 22, 2018
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    He saved a village with a sword so large he had to carry it over his shoulder.
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 22, 2018
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  24. LostThePlot

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    They still tell the story in hushed tones.
     
    LostThePlot, Jan 22, 2018
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  25. The Dapper Hooligan

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    Needed a cup of tea, made a cup of tea, put milk in my cup of tea, drank from my cup of tea, dumped my cup of tea. I hate when the milk's gone bad.
     
    The Dapper Hooligan, Jan 23, 2018
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