The Not Happy Thread

It's seriously possible, I didn't really pay all that much attention during biology. But the best coffee substitute I know is made from roasted chicory and dandelion root, but even better than that is coffee.

 

Traitors!

We were not to tell you pesky meat eaters about the coffee until we turned you.


...I'm actually just a pescetarian. I'm not allowed to hang with the cool vegans and vegetarians.

 

Fishes killed my parents. I'm just doing the whole vengeance thing.

 

Not if you're Catholic.

 

What if the fish is Anglican?

 

Then a bishop can marry it.

 

Pescatarians
Pesky meat eaters
Peskytarians

I don't know. Might be something here.

 

Pesky pedestrian episcopal proletarian pescatarians...

Can anyone do better?

 

A wrong part was changed in my car. Not looking forward to haggling over the final bill. Sure, the phone call describing the problem was recorded, so I think I’ll be fine, but I didn’t really need this right now.

 

Beavers are fish if you're Catholic...

 

No, I made too many dirty jokes yesterday. I promised myself today would be different. You shall not lead me into temptation, get behind me satan!

 

I like the start of this one, at least. Get behind him, Satan, get behind him!

I'll... get going...

 

You like it when Satan is behind you, do you?

 

Not Happy: Right before I went to sleep last night, I got out of my warm bed to go set my tablet right next to the charger. Plugging it in is optional, right?

 

At least he's warm and knows how to be big spoon.

 

Still, it's a new skill for him. From the South Park Movie:

 

Hey, when some people get into a relationship we don't deride them or define them by the bad choices they've made in the past, but we try to help them learn to become better people.

 

Literal LOL

 

If you beat your fish, it will die.

 

That's true for pretty much every living thing. So why are you beating your fish?
Did they crap on the carpet or something?

 

Must have smelt horrible.

 

So you seriously had to drink it before you figured out the milk was bad?

 

Sounds like something I'd do. Though my life is a mess right now, which is why I haven't been around much.

 

Yeah, I noticed it before work, so I managed to get it on the charger for nearly an hour, and the class wasn't too tablet-intensive, but I kinda dodged a bullet there.