Random Thought Thread

Has anyone else gotten a PM from an Elizabet from the Ukraine asking for money?
IDK who the hell they are, and think that they should be banned pronto.
Not going to fall for the dirty tricks of a scammer like this here, and have never
fallen for it in my personal email either.

 

She stayed for two weeks. Only sex and sex, nothing, no commitment. Then she flew away. I’m sorry @CT

 

Can't beat getting chased through the house, getting spanked with a wooden spoon
while receiving an angry lecture about picking up your dirty socks.

 

It would seem Elkie Brooks and Ollie Reed went to the same dance classes.

 

Here I though modern album covers got a little out there, but damn vinyl!

 

@Cave Troll - Clear to see where David Brent got his inspiration from.

 

1300 children and 1 giant!

 

Somewhere in a creepy laboratory this shit is going on:

"This is Jimmy-559, and we are going to lock him into
a sensory deprivation chamber for 40 months, while
prodding him with all manner of pointy shit."

"And what do you hope to achieve from this experiment?"

"To change his perception of chickens."

 

I reported it as a scammer, but IDK if it has been seen yet.

 

This is incorrect. What they actually hope to achieve is to get Jimmy-559 to lay eggs (because his eggs are especially fine, and bring top dollar). Changing his perception of chickens is merely what actually happens.

The Russians have already demonstrated, of course, that free-range members of the 559 family, left to scratch and peck for themselves, produce more and better eggs. Unfortunately, they're Russian eggs, so when you crack them, you then have to crack the smaller egg inside, and then crack that to get the even smaller one, etc. There's a proposal somewhere in the Kremlin to move the egg-speriment facility farther away from Chernobyl, but layers of post-Soviet bureaucracy have to be penetrated before this can happen.

 

"Damn You!"

"Well boys and girls, guess we should work on 12g silly putty slugs."

 

12 gram or 12 gravity?

Need answer fast.

 

12 gauge.

 

I like to think that if I were the CEO of a large company, I would never permit the howling mobs on social media to influence my business practices or relationships.

 

Is he strong?
Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood ...

Class!

 

Can he squirt?
Yes siree
He's got radioactive pee...

- the way we all sang it when we were eight years old

 

It was

fried his willy in a frying pan @1978

 

But PR is an essential part of successful business the more positive the better.

 

So...Quash all descent?