That Moment...

The UK's pretty crap when it comes to extreme weather. I mean sometimes it can rain... very hard indeed, but that's about as exciting as our weather gets.

 

That's how I feel about Arizona. It's hot in the summer, end of story. A couple annual fires, sometimes bad, but there's not enough greenery in the actual city that it affects me.

 

Come on, you don't find the occasional sand storm exciting?

 

Head up to Flag.

 

I take the family up there yearly, just to get some pine trees and snow in our lives, but I wouldn't want to spend any actual time up there. I'm perfectly fine in my grid-city.

 

I may be moving to Phoenix within the year or so. I spent a fair amount of time in the Scottsdale area, or Biltmore/Arcadia. I think. I don’t know the city that well. But I’m in Flag a lot and love it.

 

Small world. I grew up in the Arcadia area, off of something like 44th street and Indian School. Or 40th street. I don't remember, but right around there.

 

My girlfriend lives near 28th and Camelback. My daughter is in Flag. My stepson in Tucson. That’s why I’m likely to move

 

TMW you're writing, and your MC finally asks his girlfriend to marry him, and you sit back and think "yay, he finally asked!"
Five seconds later, your computer randomly shuts off, and you aren't sure if it saved or not. (It did, thankfully)
I actually thought that was pretty funny though. The computer either doesn't want them to get engaged, or it can't take the emotion

 

That Moment When you’re trying to find out what to call the blanket thing mothers carry their babies in (as in, a shroud/blanket containing the baby the mothers wear over their backs) but you are afraid that Google is going to assume you actually **have a child** and start giving you baby coupons in the mail, or recommend baby care sites.

I’m not a new father, Google, I’m trying to find the specific terminology! >:[

 

Just use a different search engine for that particular search (Bing, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, etc.).

 

Papoose, as mentioned above, or possibly swaddling, or "incognito" or "private browsing", or whatever you usually use when you're reloading the [redacted] with a list of [redacted] stars who are no longer among the living for a little "executive time."

Seriously, Link, for someone as concerned about having your tracks followed as you seem to be, you really need to learn some basic track-covering skills.

 

Just out of interest, how exactly do you know that you're not a new father? Storks have been known to have faulty GPS...

 

Unless a certain infant with a lightining shaped scare on his head plops on my front doorsteps, I think I’m OK.

 

There is a video (not going to disclose where), of a person having a
dildo surgically removed from their ass.

Seems some need to tie a leash to their toys so they don't get lost or stuck.

 

I haven't worn a condom for years.

Back then they weren't reversible, you had to guess, like hot and cold tap, the same principle.

 

Wow, this thread’s really gone south...

 

That moment when those pancakes definitely didn't happen. And neither did the maple syrup.

 

TMW you see a medic moral patch that says: I Fix Stupid

 

It’s something you get used to.