The First World Whinging Thread

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  1. big soft moose

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    On topic - Its sunny, and I'm stuck in the office til 5 - such hardship cannot be borne
     
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    I wish instead of canceling work for snow, they would cancel for really good weather.
     
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  4. John-Wayne

    John-Wayne Madman Extradinor Contributor

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    I had to make lunch for my Mother and myself. Delicious sandwiches.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    What kind of duress were you under when there was the order to make said sandwiches? :p
     
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    John-Wayne Madman Extradinor Contributor

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    None... LOL.
     
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  7. The Dapper Hooligan

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    Be careful, if you gaze long into the abyss...
     
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    over 600 channels on TV, and the most intersting sounding program is the 2015 adult movie awards.
     
  9. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    I got snubbed like a mofo that year.
     
  10. NobodySpecial

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    How dare they? That certainly validates my choosing to not watch it. (I went with V For Vendetta on the DVR, instead.)
     
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    Is snubbing some new sex thing I don't know about? Does snubbing require any props or special training?
     
  12. The Dapper Hooligan

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    Yes. Do you want to know about it? No.
     
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  13. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Is it odder than docking, pegging, or sounding?
     
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    I have no idea what sounding is, but probably. Snubbing involves a catchers mitt and not for what you think.
     
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    Sounding is the use of blunt surgical steel instruments that graduate in
    diameter to to stretch/dilate the urethral canal in men/women.
     
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    I want to ask why, but I really don't want to know.
     
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  17. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    In a standard sense of medical practice, it is applicable for the use of an endoscope to inspect the bladder,
    or for catheter insertion.

    Won't share the fetish side of it, to spare you. :p
     
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  18. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Hmm, just looked it up and it sounds like one of those things that exists primarily in the minds of repressed frat boys.
     
  19. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    The Premium Car on the local rail system does not stop closest to the escalator from the platform. Sure, it's all reserved, single seating, and the seats recline, and there's wifi, and charger ports in the seats, but why the fuck am I being forced to walk twenty or thirty meters to and from the car? I'm not paying an extra four bucks to be treated like some filthy straphanging prole, dammit!

    I shall be forced to send a stiffly worded telegram of protest to the president of the railroad at once. Soo-yin, take a message. No, no need to put your top back on, silly girl. We're not done yet.
     
  20. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    Me neither.

    Thank you. No way am I hitting the "like" button on that, though, no offense. :)

    You learned it right here, folks! Money can't buy this kind of education! Oh wait...
     
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  21. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    Telegram??? What the hell year do you think this is, Ash?

    Now, over at the Fedora Lounge, sending a telegram would be a normal Tuesday.
     
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  22. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Oh I have, somebody waved back. Creepy shit yo. :)
     
  23. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    Haha... that sounds really gross in retrospect.
     
  24. Spencer1990

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    How's this for first-world whinging:

    The patients I work with value my input so much that I can't walk from my office to the other side of campus without someone needing to talk or vent or whatever. Sometimes I just want to speak with the nurses without being stopped on the way to put out emotional fires.

    And now that I've typed this I feel shitty about it. I'm whining because I'm valued by people.
     
  25. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    Pretend to be speaking on your phone. I do it all the time.
     

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