Technically more of a Panama than a fedora, but also technically not a Panama, soo? And I don't know how they fit their fedoras over their man-buns anyway, so the less said about them the better.
Are you sure the man-bun-people are the same as the fedora-people? Another note on fashion choice: I've recently acquired the need to get myself a jock strap. On the bright side, I could now pose as a pretty well-stocked trans lady. But you guys gotta explain to me just how the hell you walk with all that stuff between your legs.
There was a cheezy soft-core SF movie where a man crashed his spaceship on a planet populated entirely by women, and every one of them who seduced him asked that same question.
You usually don't keep it between your legs unless you're worried it's going to clash with your leggings.
Thank you all for those detailed insights. Very enlightening. Ya' know, just because I don't know what it's like to have a set of male genitalia attached to my crotch doesn't mean I've never seen one Special thanks for getting that image stuck in my head.
That's one way to do it, but Eldridge Cleaver would have said that you were feminizing yourself by doing so. Cleaver felt that men's assets should be more apparent than what that bulge in your Levi's merely hints at, and designed a pair of trousers to accommodate a man's natural posture, so to speak. No more uncomfortable shifting in the presence of an attractive member of your favorite sex, show them how you really feel with the Cleaver Sleeve! There's no nudity in the picture below, but the trousers do fit rather... well, I probably couldn't wear them in my workplace, so I'm going to spoiler-wrap it. Snugly. Spoiler: The Cleaver Sleeve
Ya' just gotta give your dangle a good shake every now and then so it doesn't get stiff. In all seriousness, I don't think it makes much difference. You just... walk.
Sort of like using a big codpiece in 1550's England before that fell back out of favour as too obscene.
Or, is it New Guinea? Where do they wear the penis gourds and little else? Yup, New Guinea (Wikipedia link has a visible scrotum, fair warning)
Thought so. Having a plastic bulk stuck between your legs is hella uncomfortable though so that question somehow sprang to mind.
Seems a bit obstructive to me. Why not just wear a skirt? Let dangle what's been made to dangle! It should really be socially acceptable for men to wear skirts and dresses.
It attracts a similar sort of person, and the telegram was, well, it made sense in the tone of the rest of the post.
As a matter of fact, I'm sure there probably are. There are quite a few guys there who enjoy dressing like Indy. Whatever happens after that, I don't want to know. (Indy wouldn't be compatible with my vintage persona anyway.)
Thanks, CT, but I'm good. The guy I had my eye on during my Fedora Lounge days was dressed like a WW2 dive bomber...Which sounded way more obscene than I intended, but OK. Hey, that's research, dammit!
I failed miserably in getting the golden SCAR in Fortnite....i think a headfirst jump off the couch may be in order.