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    I am embarrassed.....Jack wanted off the horse, so I pretty much helped Jack off the horse.
     
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    I should be punished, this actually belongs in confessions. Silly me. I have a monkey on my back that is impossible to beat off.....
     
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    Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. :p
     
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    Well played, well played indeed
     
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    The current world record for the bench press is 1075.0 lb (487.6 kg).
     
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    So Batman is not the strongest man anymore, seems somebody beat him by 75 lb. :p
     
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    That's a lot of weight! But can this guy write a novel!!
     
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    It is physically impossible in the instance of normal anatomy to lick your own elbow.
     
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    I have slightly longer than normal arms, so it's even harder for me! LOL
     
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    I have double-jointed shoulders and am disappointed to report that even I can't make it happen :(
     
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    There is a Pewdiepie video where his girlfriend does it.
     
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    Dolphins commit gang rape.
     
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    You can’t press your elbow to your ear either.
     
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    Dolphins were always such nice fishies, it must be the bad influence of those hoodlum porpoises.
     
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    They also murder other dolphin species, possibly just for fun.
     
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    You know what they say about big feet and hands......

    Big socks and gloves.
     
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    HE MAY HAVE BEEN YER FATHER, BOY! BUT HE AIN'T YOUR DADDY! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET NONE OF IT RIGHT!

    ^ Quote of the Year
     
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    The sun is moving away from the Earth by about 15cm per year.
     
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    I know the moon is slowly divorcing us, but the sun has more pull.
     
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    Strap on spelled backward is no parts.

    mind blown
     
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    So do ducks
     
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    So if the sun is moving away, and the moon...where will that leave us? Stuffed, I guess!? :eek:
     
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    M- R Ducks...S-M-R
     
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    It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
     
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    pineapples look strange
     
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