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  1. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    may be hes the worlds first puppy cat hybrid .. there may be some otter in their too
     
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    TMW... you try spam for the first time in your life and find that it is the most disgusting s*** ever, even cooked and lathered in barbecue sauce couldn't help that disgusting s***! And the worst part is I still have 5 slices left to eat and I'm going to eat cuz I hate waste, even if it's some foul s***, it is still somewhat edible, I think!

    Any spam aficionados here? I need a recipe to make it less disgusting or vomit inducing or at least something to hide the processed meat taste and the urge to vomit afterwards! I don't think I use vomit so many times in one sentence!

    Edit: and in all honesty, I'm debating if the world came to an end if I would still eat it to survive. I'm heavily debating letting myself starve or eat maggots from rotten food or Corpses. Rather I need a human corpse first then spam!
     
  3. big soft moose

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    TMW you google Baby Browning .25 ACP because you want to check the magazine capacity for your story (its 6 if anyone cares) and discover an american forum which includes the view "This is an excellent carry for putting out the garbage".... I've never felt the need to be armed in those circumstances ... but may be that's just a cultural thing :eek:
     
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    That Moment When a 6-7 year old boy tells you that you should "Throw yourself in the trash can, be squished by the trash compactor, melted down, and eaten by a shark."
     
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    Was this a random boy? Or your son? Or just a little bastard? :confused: :eek: :D
     
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    Not mutually exclusive concepts :)
     
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    Should have told him, that sharks don't have lips capable of working a straw. :p
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    TMW you check on the status of your orders, and one of them has been delivered earlier
    than they predicted. Yay new fun things! :cheerleader:
     
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    Randomish. I was helping out with an event at his school.
     
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    That's a highly evolved insult from a 7 year old. I think I like him... he's going places!
     
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    TMW you're walking home from a good day only to be shot at by an angry Russian teenager with a marble gun. Lucky for me he went to Stormtropper school for shooting, least I'd be in the hospital right now.

    Some teens just need a good ass beating, I tell ya.
     
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    TMW you find yourself wondering what Brian Wecht was doing hanging around a playground hassling 6-year-olds.

    :eek:
     
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    TMW you abso-fucking-lutely understand how/why someone would go postal in a government office.
     
  15. big soft moose

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    see that on the other hand is the situation a Baby Browning .25acp is perfect for resolving
     
  16. Cave Troll

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    TMW you know:
    Kicked out of the Scooby Gang.jpg
     
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    Look, it's people like you wot cause unrest! Thinking of a gun first as a solution to the problem!

    "My boss is pissing me off."
    "That's just the kind of situation a sawed-off shotgun could resolve nicely."
    "Also, we're out of toilet paper."
    "For that, I recommend an Ar-15."

    Look, we're talking about a six-year-old here. A half hour of Frank Sinatra or Mantovani should put him right. Or, at least, put him in a psych ward. :D
     
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    Baby Browning .25 ACPs are for babies. To put down a six year old, I'd recommend at least a .32...
     
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    Why? Don't trust your marksmanship? :p

    Don't take it personally. I'm a lousy shot, myself. For a six-year-old, I'd probably use about four ounces of C-4.
     
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    What the heck is that a gif of.
     
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    They've stitched together a series of photos taken by European Space Agency's Rosetta probe. That's a mini-movie taken in orbit around Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.

    I can't decide which is more amazing, that little gif, or this photo:

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    These are the days of miracle and wonder indeed...
     
  23. big soft moose

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    we've been through this - you don't want an inaccurate piece of crap like a hi point .32 , for these small fast moving targets you need a shotgun :D
     
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    Hi, guys! What are we talking about in here? Oh, shooting children, huh? I'll, uh, come back later, okay?
     
  25. Cave Troll

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    Might as well look and feel badass while doing it. :p
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