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Careful that leads to harder things, like getting a Jackson V 7-string and a half-stack,
and play in A tuning some dark evil music.

 

Mr. Kelly is in a metal/punk band - I think he already has that covered!

 

So in addition to 2 coats of primer and a coat of white paint on the ceiling, this happened this weekend:

 

So you're saying someone came in and stole your toilet paper, then painted the walls to cover their fingerprints? Master thieves, these. It will take Fictional Detectives to solve this heinous crime.

 

Criminal Decorators...those bastards, just as bad as those
Break in and Cleaners, leaving your house all spotless and
smelling fresh. Oh the humanity of these criminal elements.

 

Tonight, I found a micro SD card I had misplaced with quite a few neat images files on it. I'll try to post a few in the coming days, but for now here are two things I've been working on, a survival-horror game and a Machinima series...

 

Some touching up to do, but for the most part the bathroom painting is finally done! Makes a huge difference.

 

I notice that the wily toilet paper thief is still at large. Maybe it's time to rent three billboards, calling out the local sheriff for his/her incompetence.

 

I bought these shoes because they're practically a cliche of what a romance writer would wear!

 

My mate's cat Tilly, taken last week during a spell of bright sunshine. She's usually not much of a poser but this time, I'd swear, she was acting up for the camera. Her usual form is to run for it at soon as my lens points towards her.

 

I
Don't
Squee.

Thank you for that picture....

 

Izzat Jessica Hahn?

 

Kitteh fits in with this Francesco Scavullo photo of Madonna.

Spoiler: Because dysliexics should never try to resize anything

 

Same thing.

 

I'd have been happier if my first offering after a six month break from WF was a nice piece of writing but something is better than nothing.

 

Dust jacket photo? If I was writing twenty-five years ago maybe.

 

The beer that made Korea famous. Wonder if they sell that here in NYC.

Also..this is madness! @Iain Aschendale isn't his avatar!

 

He is ... That's what twenty-five years'll do to ya.

 

Too much blood, booze and way too many babes. Drain the life outta ya.

 

For some reason I read 'babes' as 'babies' and my immediate thought was, "I know, why did Iain eat all those babies? Didn't he know they go straight to your hips?" Unfortunately consuming other souls doesn't grant you their youth. What a rip-off.

 

Of course I get it now, it's John Shooter.

 

It can be kinda hard to find recipes, but here's a pro-tip: When cooking children, you can use the same recipe you'd normally use for a dog of a similar size. If you're actually cooking a baby (pre-toddler), however, you should cut back on the cooking time by about half an hour, as the meat is much more tender than that which you'd find on, say, a pug.

 

So basically when I'm not writing my fantasy, I'm using my characters to poke fun of common fiction tropes. Enjoy!

 

New PC, new wallpaper:

 

So apprently everyone knows about my awesome looks, but let's talk about my impeccable sense of fashion



To be honest, my plans were to post flowers, not being an attention whore. Since I love y'all I'll do both.