The First World Whinging Thread

Every time I get a new machine (or an update wipes my settings) I have to spend days turning off anything "auto". Autoplay, autocorrect, autoupdate...

 

Dating. Yesh. I'm better off dressing up my hand and going somewhere cheaper. Least my bank account won't scream at me later. >_>;

 

I’m in a cranky mood today. >:[ <splashes everyone with tail>

 

Then you leave me little choice but to post this...

 

good job Flod

 

My hand date-rapes me often.

 

Redirecting credit to >>>> @Cave Troll . He found this image.

 

Are you sure it isn't just a bit of consensual non-consent.

 

And my sister posted it on facebook, and that is where I got it from.

 

would that hold up in court?

 

Well it is your word against your hand, so probably not.
Also unless your hand is possessed, you are kinda accountable
for it's actions.

 

I'll just have to learn to say no, and not leave myself alone with it!

 

Try spending some time apart.

 

Idle hands! Again!

 

Evil Dead !! Yeahhhh!!
As I recall, it was replaced with formidable automata - Groovy!

 

I had to buy a different brand of almond milk because the store was out of my usual, and the new one is twice the calories of the usual!!!!

 

My revision schedule's in tatters, and I have four days to pull it back together. I hope I can do it.

 

Eating french fries and the damn ketchup splattered all over my newest Lab coat. That's what I get for wearing it, goddammit all.

Also, need some more vanilla almond milk......

 

I have no hot water pressure in my house. This means it takes about an hour to run a bath, and that I can't use the shower anymore. It's been like this for a year now. *sigh*

 

That sounds awful.

 

It is what it is. My reality.

 

I'm a shower girl really, so it does kinda bugger that up.

 

Goddamn microwave blew up on me. Piece of junk. Just as I was reheating a chicken katsu bento I brought yesterday.

 

Nooo!